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*IOWW the Iasc*

*IOWW the Iasc*

Neglectful, but Alive
Knight of the Noble Order
Emeritus
This being Duffer land, I am very interested in what these answers will be. :D

If you could rule the world, what would you do?

You CAN be realistic, but you don't have to if you don't want to. :)

For example:

If I ruled the world, I would make every Monday, 'World Wide Jello day'. And everybody would have to eat jello on that day.

Or...

If I ruled the world, I would make it so nobody went hungry.


Have fun. ;)
 
If I ruled the world my reign would be characterized more by what I would not do than what I would do.

I would avoid tampering with human affairs more than possible.

I would not start wars or force people to see eye to eye with me on issues.

Basically I would hold the job to keep anyone else from doing it badly.
 
Easy

If I ruled the world, you would all be banned. :D

So...much...effort...typing...meh.
 
holyboy666 said:
Easy

If I ruled the world, you would all be banned. :D

So...much...effort...typing...meh.
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lol, on your little 'under the title' thing, do you mean the Toronto Maple Leafs?

They'll win when you rule the world. :D
 
If I ruled the world? Hmm..well really this is very stupid thread because I already rule the world! MUHAHAHA!

anyway, in the next few years the changes will be
Duct Tape Wallets will be mandatory
AND some top secret stuff!
 
I would invent a nifty little sign and megaphone that would pop up out of my car and I could just speak into a little mike what I wanted it to say. Then it would remind people where the gas pedal is and how to use their blinkers and that speed limits are not suggestions but laws. (meaning go at least the speed limit not 20 miles under)
 
onlymystory said:
I would invent a nifty little sign and megaphone that would pop up out of my car and I could just speak into a little mike what I wanted it to say. Then it would remind people where the gas pedal is and how to use their blinkers and that speed limits are not suggestions but laws. (meaning go at least the speed limit not 20 miles under)
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at least the speed limit? So is it ok if they go above the speed limit?
 
over the speed limit is great. just not under it. the gas pedal was invented for a reason. and there's a reason we fill up the gas often and hardly ever fix the breaks.
 
onlymystory said:
over the speed limit is great. just not under it. the gas pedal was invented for a reason. and there's a reason we fill up the gas often and hardly ever fix the breaks.
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please tell me that you don't live anywhere near Ohio. :rolleyes: :D
 
onlymystory said:
over the speed limit is great. just not under it. the gas pedal was invented for a reason. and there's a reason we fill up the gas often and hardly ever fix the breaks.
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very True.

I mean, we're spending $3 a gallon on gas, we should be able to use that gas pedel however we want. :D
 
If I ruled the world, oooo this is going to be good. :D

Siths would be real and would help me rule.
Underground work would be going on at all times
I would have a secret group doing all my dirty work (I would be a bad person, but whos going to stop me :D )
I would have a large team of scientists work on making ships to other worlds.
I would rule those worlds
I would control all our imports and money.
Some people would be punished [glances at Jimmy for a second]
I would wage war on the first colony I found
I would be a Sith lord and I would be evil.
Everything (well, mostely) would have a terminal to use everything! :D Because I love the feeling of being wired.
 
TheMachinist said:
If I ruled the world, oooo this is going to be good. :D

Siths would be real and would help me rule.
Underground work would be going on at all times
I would have a secret group doing all my dirty work (I would be a bad person, but whos going to stop me :D )
I would have a large team of scientists work on making ships to other worlds.
I would rule those worlds
I would control all our imports and money.
Some people would be punished [glances at Jimmy for a second]
I would wage war on the first colony I found
I would be a Sith lord and I would be evil.
Everything (well, mostely) would have a terminal to use everything! :D Because I love the feeling of being wired.
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I thought you'd have fun with this...

Gosh...can you say ' dictator'? :rolleyes:
 
hmm, lets see how much i can come up with :D


1. people can learn to drive when they're in Kindergarten, but they go through extensive training and have special car seats to make them taller

2. take all the grease from fast food places and use that instead of gas :D GAS WOULD ONLY COST LIKE 25 CENTS!!

3. immigration problems that are trying to be fixed right now(i had this idea this morning...my mom seemed to think it was good...): people come up from wherever and train somewhere at a college specializing in jobs. then they go back down and start businesses where they live. problem solved. well sort of. i think there should be some sort of charity fund for the college so that people dont have to pay to go there...

4. once the gas prices go down, we start saving third world countries...

actually this is more like becoming president :rolleyes: :D

5. everyone plays with string...EVERYONE! if they dont, PRISON FOR LIFE!! (someone mutters: "tyrant...")

6. if you dont feed yourself cheese every morning and take a bath in a pool, you can just go arrest yourself or something!!!

7. May 15th will be a world celebration for the beginnning of my reign

8. August 14th will also be a world holiday

9. on labor day, people will LABOR!! i mean, come on, "LABOR" day?!?! doesnt that sound like people are supposed to work on that day?!?!

10. at exactly 6:00 am, everyone gets up and throws bowling balls out the window. you have stalkers. so make sure to do as your told before a riot breaks out in the streets and your house burns down and someone gets hurt.

*grins so big that faces breaks*
 
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