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ok get this: im walking down the street and i see this girl (who by the way is hot) and ya know i say hi she just kinda looks at me. so i say to meself "ya know its time to ask her" so i say "ummm....uummmm" then shes like "what the crap are you trying to do?!" then i blow it out "WILL YOU!!!...ggoo GGoo go oouttt wwwiittthh mm...mee?" and shes like "yeah in your dreams!"...now what is it that makes girls want to go out with you in you're dreams!...so im like "get this i asked you to go out with me...like really me...like really life me" and still shes says "hey! i said in you're dreams!" at this point i didn't even want to go out with her anymore! so i blow this at her "what the heck is wrong with you! i said DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME!! what the heck! and ya know what?! how could you go out with me in my dreams! you don't know where i sleep!!!! :mad: " so next time i ask some one out i'l say "yo you wanna go out with me in my dreams?" that way they'll say "oh yeah moron in real life!" and then i win its that simple...i think :cool:

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SAHAHAH?? lmao..

anyways yeah that was funny. Though I think some of it was partly made up for show..:rolleyes: Anyways that girl sounds mean. I so wouldnt say "in ur dreams" no matter how ugly the guy is. Dude, u must be ugly! j/k i dont really know u. :rolleyes:
 
Mar said:
ughh what a mean thing to say! at least she could of said no in a nice way!
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Or made up an insane excuse that'd lead to wacky and/or zany events and eventually she'd realise how much she loves you and you'd get married and everyone'd be happy.
 
Señor Puntos said:
Or made up an insane excuse that'd lead to wacky and/or zany events and eventually she'd realise how much she loves you and you'd get married and everyone'd be happy.
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ummm...yeah that too!
 
haha!! Well my sis has a shirt that says that. What someone means is this:
"I'm not going out with you in real life. You can only dream about going out with me."
The End.
 
what will happen will be a total chick flick. now you wont like her no mores, she'll falll for you, but you wont accept her, buthten youll see how perfect you both together are and HAPPPILLLLYYYYYYYY EVERRRRRRRRR AFTERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*..the geeks get the girls..........*
 
Apple_Of_Life29 said:
what will happen will be a total chick flick. now you wont like her no mores, she'll falll for you, but you wont accept her, buthten youll see how perfect you both together are and HAPPPILLLLYYYYYYYY EVERRRRRRRRR AFTERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*..the geeks get the girls..........*
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he isnt a geek...lol...at least not in my perspective...lol...but that is really funny :D the next time someone says that i'll be like "HAHAHA, YOU LOVE THEM!!!" :D lol. jk. maybe i will...hehehe, lol
 
that story was quite comical, but I am not going to lie when I say that I have told a guy "in ur dreams" before- the guy was good looking but he had done some things in the past I didn't agree with and he was bugging me all the time and calling me and not matter how hard i asked him to stop he didn't until I told him that...whoops didn't realize it goes so far to heart, but i won't say that again if it really affends guys i guess...
 
ilovewilliam said:
that story was quite comical, but I am not going to lie when I say that I have told a guy "in ur dreams" before- the guy was good looking but he had done some things in the past I didn't agree with and he was bugging me all the time and calling me and not matter how hard i asked him to stop he didn't until I told him that...whoops didn't realize it goes so far to heart, but i won't say that again if it really affends guys i guess...
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:eek:BUT HE WAS CUTE!?!??!?!?:eek:
 
*SkandarsQueen* said:
:eek:BUT HE WAS CUTE!?!??!?!?:eek:
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yes he was very cute and borderline hot, but again BAD things in the past, like with a girl if you get my drift. Something happened last year (9th grade) that was bad stuff, and that is about all the detail I will go into...
 
ilovewilliam said:
yes he was very cute and borderline hot, but again BAD things in the past, like with a girl if you get my drift. Something happened last year (9th grade) that was bad stuff, and that is about all the detail I will go into...
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Oh..EEGADZ! :eek: And what a shame..he was cute.. :rolleyes:
 
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