Miss.SunFlower
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Everything I ever needed to know about life I learned from "The Princess Bride"
Please feel free to add to the list, let's see how creative we can get.
All I ever needed to know about life, I learned from 'The Princess Bride'"
1) Never trust poor lost circus performers
2) if there are rocks ahead, we'll all be dead
3) Shrieking eels always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh
4) Inconceivable doesn't mean what you think it means
5) Thibault cancels out Capo Ferro (unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa).
6) You use different moves when fighting half a dozen people than when you only have to worry about one.
7) Plato, Aristotle, Socrates...morons
8) Never get involved in a land war in Asia
9) Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line
10) Anyone who says life isn't pain is selling something
11) Mocking someone's pain can get you thrown down a ravine
12) Never say you won't survive just because no one else ever has
13) R.O.U.S.s DO exist
14) If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything
15) Love cannot be tracked or broken
16) When a job goes wrong, you go back to the beginning.
17) You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles
18) Mostly dead is slightly alive
19) True love is the greatest thing in the world (except for a nice M.L.T.)
20) Chocolate coating makes everything go down easier
21) Real friends will help you storm a castle gate guarded by sixty men
22) Mawidge is a dweam wiffim a dweam
23) If you didn't say it, you didn't do it
24) Death cannot stop true love, all it can do is delay it for a while.
25) There isn't much money in Revenge
Please feel free to add to the list, let's see how creative we can get.
All I ever needed to know about life, I learned from 'The Princess Bride'"
1) Never trust poor lost circus performers
2) if there are rocks ahead, we'll all be dead
3) Shrieking eels always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh
4) Inconceivable doesn't mean what you think it means
5) Thibault cancels out Capo Ferro (unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa).
6) You use different moves when fighting half a dozen people than when you only have to worry about one.
7) Plato, Aristotle, Socrates...morons
8) Never get involved in a land war in Asia
9) Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line
10) Anyone who says life isn't pain is selling something
11) Mocking someone's pain can get you thrown down a ravine
12) Never say you won't survive just because no one else ever has
13) R.O.U.S.s DO exist
14) If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything
15) Love cannot be tracked or broken
16) When a job goes wrong, you go back to the beginning.
17) You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles
18) Mostly dead is slightly alive
19) True love is the greatest thing in the world (except for a nice M.L.T.)
20) Chocolate coating makes everything go down easier
21) Real friends will help you storm a castle gate guarded by sixty men
22) Mawidge is a dweam wiffim a dweam
23) If you didn't say it, you didn't do it
24) Death cannot stop true love, all it can do is delay it for a while.
25) There isn't much money in Revenge
