Everything I Needed to Know in Life I Learned from Doctor Who

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I've seen different versions of these "everything I needed to know in life" threads around the forum, but never one for Doctor Who, so I thought I'd start one. :D

1. Always take a banana to a party

2. Fezzes are cool

3. Biting is excellent: it's like kissing, only there's a winner

4. Can't be pleased with any of the options for your midnight snack? Try fish fingers and custard.

5. When you're that old, and that kind, you can't just stand around and watch children cry.

6. When you run with the Doctor, it feels like it will never end, but no matter how hard you try, you can't run forever.

7. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and DON'T BLINK!

8. Bowties are cool

9. Not all victories are about saving the universe.

10. There's so much more to the world than the average eye is allowed to see. I believe that if you look hard, there are more wonders in the universe than you could have ever dreamed of.
 
aw, you just got most of the good ones!!

11. Most people assume that time is a strict progression of cause and effect, but actully, from a non-linear, non-subjective view point, it's more like a big ball of wibby, wobby, timey wimey....stuff

12. Lots of plants have a north

13. Allons-y is French

14. The French like the party

15. Bananas are good
 
18. Watch out for robot santas! :eek:

19. The Doctor is worth the monsters

20. A door once opened can be passed through in either direction (The Girl in the Fireplace)

21. After regenerating, always check the hair! :D

22. The Doctor is worse than everybody's aunt
 
27. This planet is protected.
28. Your irrational fear of shadows is not actually irrational.
29. Some people just can't take it. But some people can.
30. You always have a choice.
31. Things aren't impossible, just a bit unlikely.
32. Some people talk all the time, but never say anything.
33. When you feel pain after losing someone, it doesn't mean that you were wrong to let them into your heart: it is proof that you were right to love them.
 
36. Should your hand get severed, keep it, and store it in a glass jar. It might come in handy someday.

37. Never put the Doctor in a trap.

38. If you're going to die, go down looking like a Peruvian folk band.

39. Everywhere we look, the complex magic of nature blazes before our eyes.

40. The only water in the forest is the river.


(The pun in 36 was completely unintentional. :p)
 
41. Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It's not the time that matters, it's the person. :)
 
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42. Believe for twenty minutes.

43. Never give up hope in your childhood dreams: your imaginary friend might come back. :D

44. When you're in the dark, you've got to walk like you can see.
 
48. Pantophobia isn't fear of pants, like you might think it is; it's the fear of everything. Including pants, in that case.
 
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49. When the universe is your backyard, it becomes... well... your backyard.

50. When someone dies and then turns into a Roman, it's very distracting.
 
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