"Where is that Monkey? I want to shoot something!"
"You Cheated!"
"Pirate."
"Bad luck to have a woman on board, too. Even a miniature one."
"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no"."
"You're supposed to be dead!"
"Am I not?"
"You can keep doing that forever, the dog is NEVER going to move."
"Don't dare impugn me honor boy! I agreed she go free, but it was you who failed to specify when or where."
"Daft like Jack."
"I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that."
"Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat."
"I couldn't resist, mate..."
"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman."
"AYE! AVAST!"
"If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it."
"Actually, I find it all fascinating."
"Yes. That's what concerns me."
"Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe."
"I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain."
"You like pain? Try wearing a corset."
"Say goodbye."
"Goodbye."
"Who makes all these?"
"I do. And I practice with them three hours a day."
"You need to find yourself a girl mate."
"Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking."
"Blast I'm already awake."
"That was for the smell."
"Well you proved they're mad."
"Monkey!"
"You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?"
"Why thank ye, Jack."
"You're welcome."
"Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack."
"Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid."
-----POTC--------
"How many did you eat?''
"Roast Chicken?!"
"You've Never done a hard days work."
"Are you frightened?"
"Yes."
"Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you."
"Great! Where are we going?"
"SHIRE! BAGGINS!"
"My dear Bagginses and Boffins, Tooks and Brandybucks, Grubbs, Chubbs, Hornblowers, Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfoots!"
"Proudfeet!"
"Nobody tosses a dwarf."
"It comes in pints?"
"We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?"
"You're late."
"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
"A little late for trimming the verge, don't you think?"
"Please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural."
"Are we lost?"
"No."
"I think we are."
"Shh. Gandalf's thinkin'."
"Merry?"
"What?"
"I'm hungry."
--------LOTR------
--Princess Bride, o/c!
