Horrible Character Names

EveningStar

EveningStar

Mage Scribe
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Knight of the Noble Order
Royal Guard
You want to write Narnia stories and you need original character names that somehow "sound Narnian". Some are good, some are indifferent, some are bad. This is a thread for hideously bad yet funny names for characters. I'll go first.

Snerble Klunkley - The Minister of Fine Arts

Wormswiller - A Mole

Burnbritches - A Phoenix

Kh'dfjiphliger - A Soldier of Calormen

Moonstrucker - A Bat

Termitaphobia - A timid Dryad, daughter of Planquenpost
 
Did you hear about the lesser god of Narnian swamps? Sure, the River God with his reeds and rushes got all the attention by his direct appeal to Aslan, but ol' Pungentmere the swamp god hardly gets a line. Neither do his demi-naiad daughters Stagnant, Fetid, and Brackish. His bird is the red-winged blackbird and his totem is the muskrat. Apparently he's a special favorite of the marsh-wiggles.

EDIT: I was kidding here, but apparently in Greek mythology there were naiads of the marshes, called Eleionomae.
 
You ain't seen nothin' yet. What about my good friend Oceanophobic, the Telmarine Secretary of the Navy? (Actually, we don't have a navy. It's more or less an honorary position. He's not real bright, but he bribes... er... tips well, so we had to give him some kind of position.)

Then there's Glopespian, a combination of my name and my best friend's.

Cor and Aravis' son, other than Ram, of course, would be Coravis.

Then when Ram married a lady named Dodgelina, the result would be DodgeRam.
 
Oddly, Mike, that reminds me of Otto Sellers who married a woman named Carlotta so he could keep his mind on his work.
 
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