I Can't Even...

Sven-El

Sven-El

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Apparently one of the "in" phrases that young people use these days is "I can't even." This phrase bugs me for many reasons, among them is the fact that apparently they didn't bother to finish a complete sentence.

Thus, I figured it would be fun to try and figure out just what these young people "Can't even..."

I'll start.

"I can't even...."

Eat a taco.
 
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I can't even kill Freckles without using a large knife or some other sort of weapon, and it's impacting my self-esteem.
 
I can't even get a mob of angry townspeople to chase you cross-country, which is a shame. But that would involve running, and most of them would consider it overly strenuous. They are tweeting about you instead.
 
I can't even refrain from burning down all the bookshops because they didn't carry that title. And I can't even not set up booby traps for the cops that are currently chasing me. And I can't even not blame Freckles for causing all of this....
 
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