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Captain Holly

Captain Holly

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A beam of light shots through the window of a cheap hotel room. The dust particles shinning off the light dance throughout the air. Yet, they are more lively then the man observing them.

He sits in a chair holding a cup full of poison in his right hand. He reaches into his left coat pocket and pulls out a locket containing a picture of a beautiful women. He looks at it for a moment regretfully, then places it facedown on the left armrest of the chair.

The door to the room opens slowly, revealing a figure amidst the light. It is Ronald Mcdonald.

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I wasn't going to finish this but fine, get out of my face!

Ronald walked up near the men and stopped.

"You can't escape your pain."

"Every time I think about it, it makes me want to puke. Those faces, the horrible jokes, the seriously messed up characters... I didn't think anything this bad could exist.

"Come on dude," Ronald said "We've seen worse..."

"NO! YOU'RE WRONG!" The man shouted and pointed furiously at Ronald. There was a short moment of silence, then he spoke again. "Four episodes... Four friggen episodes, and this is what has become of me."

"What show are we talking about?"

"... Sid the science kid."
 
Captain Holly said:


"NO! YOU'RE WRONG!" The man shouted and pointed furiously at Ronald. There was a short moment of silence, then he spoke again. "Four episodes... Four friggen episodes, and this is what has become of me."
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Maybe Ronald should throw a hamburger to the man's face, in lieu of a pie. And I second someone's motion to bring in the Hamburglar!!
 
DUDE,MORE!!!Poo,you shut down your VMs.Saddening.



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