Lord of the Office.

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Lord of the Office.

Aragorn is the white knight in Sauron's hostile takeover, putting out and lighting fires as the case may be. Life coach Mr. Grey helps out team leader Baggins from the Hobbiton group. Grey battles The Balrog worm in security level 8.

CHairman Elrond won't let Arwen manipulate her stock portfolio into Aragorn's risk territory, while Pippin and Merry stage a proxy fight using the Ent operating system.

The new shareware Rohirrim battles new iterations of the ORC virii, amid Nazgul spyware attacks. Top-Level consultant and management wizard Saruman sends a sinister new breed of TPS Reports against Theoden, who counterrattacks with the pelennor upgrade version 3.5.

Baggins and his P.A. Samwise struggle to keep a piece of key decoder technology from William Gates Sauron III, who wants the decrypter keyring to flush all heritage Elfware out of the master MiddleEarth platform. sauron is so greedy his kingdom is called Mordor. because Sauron always wants moreeeeeeee...

The final upgrade takes place when Baggins and Samwise penetrate the Master Control Recycler Bin of Doom. using Sauron's technology against him they crash his OS. Elrond finally allows the merger between Evenstar Holdings LTD, the offshoot of his parent company, and Gondor unlimited LLC.

Arwen converts her blue chip futures to high-risk debentures, and they all have little split dollar stocks and dual pay universal life policies ever after.
 
Mr. Grey receives a golden handshake, while Baggins is downsized. They form a start-up venture in an offshore tax-free haven.
 
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