Magic Squirrel

Predict-a-Mint

Predict-a-Mint

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ok so me and my friends joke around saying that there is a magic squirrel living in our teachers printer. his name is zorro. he's confused whether he is a chipmunk or a squirrel. he likes casting spells and making potions. he's not very good so when he messes up a spell or potion he throughs himself against the printer wall. he has a pet dust bunny named rawr. you can make up a story about zorro's magical life.
 
One day Zorro got tired of living in the printer. He shimmied down the escape hatch and walked across the street...ONLY TO ALMOST GET RAN OVER BY A CRIMINAL!!:eek: He chattered angrily and decided to devote his life to fighting crime. So he donned a black cape and mask and brandished a sabre! He was called "Zorro",squirrel/chippermunk defender! He found the criminal who nearly ran him over and drew his saber! He ran forward with a squeaky "YAAAAGGHHH!!" and got his tail stepped on...:D
 
He skimpered back and charged with his saber hitting the tall criminal in the big toe. "HA! Villian, feel my RATH!" He laughed evily. But the criminal bent down and picked up the squirrel/chipmunk and flicked it, sending Zorro flying threw the air and landing in a pile of garbadge and goat left overs... "ewww..."
 
Elvess Saralina said:
He skimpered back and charged with his saber hitting the tall criminal in the big toe. "HA! Villian, feel my RATH!" He laughed evily. But the criminal bent down and picked up the squirrel/chipmunk and flicked it, sending Zorro flying threw the air and landing in a pile of garbadge and goat left overs... "ewww..."
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Alas, Zorro's owner Predict-a-mint, got very very sad 'cause he was gone.:( So she set off to find him. Alas, he thought she was an evil cracker jack thief, so he lept from the garbage and charged at her with a "YAAAAGGHH!!":D
 
Zorro hit Predict-a-mint two or three times in the shoe, when he relized... he was a flying squirrel/chipmunk. :eek: He ran up the nearest tree and jumped off, soaring down and hitting Predict-a mint in the nose.
 
you guys, my car's been making these weird noises lately. it's like something it hitting the side of the car. i think the squirrel moved from the printer to my car because it sounds like some critter is throwing itself against the wall of the car...
 
Zorro, one morning, climbed out of the car panel of Tortilla Flat's car and started singing 'waltzing matilda' and doing the cha cha slide. When all of a sudden he slipped on a puddle of peanut butter :eek: To his horror he landed in a feild of daisies, only to discover...
 
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