Of Corners And Doors....

SimonW

SimonW

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This is a thread for those wanting to talk to Corners, Doors or other inanimated objects.

Spare Oomian said:
*sigh* Poor corner...so missunderstood. *hugs corner* Is ther any way to help you?
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Corner: Well, you can shut him...slam him if possible.

Doory: Yea, but that won't stop me!

Corner: Does not need to...I just want you to feel my pain.
 
Dreaming in Colors said:
I think you hurt him Coner it isn't his folt he a door
* hugs Doory*
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Doory: I'd hug you, but all I can do is this.... *rattles his door handle*

Corner: No, I'm just lonely. He never speaks to me.

Doory: Because of your sob stories, woman! Gesh, I don't want to hear about your Uncle Bob and how he got drawn upon by a toddler.

Corner: That toddler used permanent marker....PERMANENT!!!
 
Spare Oomian said:
It sounds like the corner and door have a lot of unresolved issus.
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lol, yeah.

Lighty: And what about me? Don't you people think I'm "illuminating"?

Doory: Now look what you did, Cor! You woke Ligh up!

Corner: ME! It was you who did it!

Lighty: I just want to be loved....

Corner/ Doory: Be quiet, Lighty!
 
*looks up at Lighty* Of course you're loved...you make it possible to see.
*turns to Doory and Corner* Now, what did Lighty ever do huh?
 
Dreaming in Colors said:
yea well doory have color and you don't so there * sticks out toung*:p
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Lighty: Hey, I got colour too!

Corner: That's just your bulb, Lighty. It does not count.

Lighty: It's a part of me!

Doory: Man, Lighty, it is an attachment!

Corner: Oh, right! What about your "brand new" handle?

Doory: Dun be dissin my knob, woman!

Lighty: It is not de-tachable! My bulb is me!

Doory: Sure, keep telling yourself that.
 
Spare Oomian said:
*looks up at Lighty* Of course you're loved...you make it possible to see.
*turns to Doory and Corner* Now, what did Lighty ever do huh?
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Lighty: I'm loved? YAY! *flickers on and off with excitement*

Doory: That's why. Because he keeps irritating and disorienting us.

Corner: He makes my white look like bleh! And his light glares you so as Fanny told you.
 
Spare Oomian said:
O.O But you all must get along. You all make up the room, and must work together to give protection, light, and a cool breeze.:D
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Painting: And what am I? A hanging ornament?

Fanny: Yes, Pain, you are.

Painting: Oh, I forgot. I'm good to look at though, aren't I?

Wall: Yes, she is. Believe me, I am proud to have her hang upon me.

Corner: Oh, you big suck-up! I hate having you as a distant relative.
 
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