Oreo fluff

Laurel

Laurel

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The other day, my brother and I were trying to convince our mom to make Oreo fluff because it is fantastic. Because of that, we began thinking of amazing things that the fluff could do, to convince her that it is in fact fantastic. We came up with:

Oreo fluff is so amazing that it won a staring contest with a basilisk.

Oreo fluff is so amazing that it got a 6 out of 5 on the AP calculus exam.

Oreo fluff is so amazing that it made Puddleglum laugh.

Oreo fluff is so amazing that it taught Sherlock Holmes all he knows.

Oreo fluff is so amazing that it built a TARDIS, travelled back in time, and became king of a small rural nome in ancient Egypt.

Anyone have any other ideas about what amazing things Oreo fluff has accomplished? :D
 
Oreo fluff is so amazing that it can generate electricity without anyone accusing it of destroying the environment.

Chuck Norris is so great because he eats Oreo fluff.
 
Actually, Oreo fluff is so amazing I think it ate Chuck Norris!

Oreo fluff is so amazing it wrote "Who's on first?" for Abbot and Costello.
 
Well, Chuck Norris is so great that he re-materialized. And to show that there were no hard feelings, CHUCK provided the next few fluff jokes:

>> Oreo fluff is so great that it can stop telemarketers from calling.

>> Oreo fluff is so great that it can read and translate ancient languages which were lost to archaeology.

>> Oreo fluff is so great that it can shield against solar flares.

>> Oreo fluff is what enabled Ludwig von Beethoven to continue composing music even after he lost his hearing.
 
Eating Oreo fluff is the only way anyone can have any chance of beating Popeye the Sailor in a fight when he has just eaten his spinach.
 
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