Pillowland & The Pillow Court

noticeablyNARNIAN

noticeablyNARNIAN

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I feel a need to establish Pillowland as a very real,
and deeply engraved place.

For some, it is a mere place to ponder their thoughts
before heading back to the mere mortal world they
call their own.

For others, it is a land of Sacred beings, and Holy
Trails....one that stands high above the rest.

Pillowland shall from now on be known as a true,
and real land. One with laws, and citizens.

Those who are among the few, those who feel
the Call of the Pillow, should stand up,
stand up among your fellow Pillowers!

You are the bravest of the brave,
noblest of the nobles, proudest of the
proud, best of the best & so on.

Pillowland Citizenship is hereby opened!
Those Pillowers who posses wisdom and knowledge
beyond that of even the Great Pillow (may he flop eternally),
will be instated in the Pillow Court, and recieve a title,

such as my own:

She Who Rules The Pillow.

Be kind, be gracious, be pillow-ever-loving!
 
I killed one today, but it was a murder in a passion of love. :) I'd love to join this club, and live in Pillowland more than 11 hours per day (sleepy sleepy lemon squeezy)
 
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My Dear Dear Pillow Friend,

I feel that your pillow-murder is one that shall not easily be forgotten,
but one that you are indeed, truthful about.
The Great Pillow (may he flop eternally) tells me that you have repented for your sin,
and that you are indeed a person worthy enough to reside
in Pillowland. You, my great Pillower, are indeed someone
who we look to for future placement in the Pillow Court,
but you must first look into your deepest innermost pillow,
and then you will truly know more wisdom that that of The Great
Pillow (may he flop eternally).
 
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noticeablyNARNIAN said:
The Great Pillow (may he flop eternally) thinks it wise to allow you into our humble (aka amazing) land, fair Pillower.
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YAY!! I've already grabbed my softest pillow... :D
 
Listen to the true pillow. Do not be mislead by the shams!

Ah, there's the signpost up ahead. You are now entering DreamLand, population you, speed checked by radar.

(in that case you'd better have a nice long rest, not risk being pulled over and ticketed for a quick nap)
 
i can see it now
it is getting closer to me
i feel a little drowzy and my thoughts are coming alive
i fall onto the pillow where i lay my head
to rest and bring imagination alive
it it time to enter pillowland
 
noticeablyNARNIAN said:
The Great Pillow (may he flop eternally) thinks it wise to allow you into our humble (aka amazing) land, fair Pillower.
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Ahh yesss, I've been waiting to join such a worthy club as this! :cool::D
If I am accepted, I pledge to faithfully serve The Great Pillow (may he flop eternally), with love and respect, and always spend at least 6 hours with my own pillows. :p
 
After careful consideration, I think it wise to elevate ♣Teh Deviant♣ to Lady of the Pillow Court. Her new title shall be "She Who Governs The Eastern Pillow"

and...her formal title will be..."She Who Runs Amuck With Pillows On Her Feet."
 
noticeablyNARNIAN said:
After careful consideration, I think it wise to elevate ♣Teh Deviant♣ to Lady of the Pillow Court. Her new title shall be "She Who Governs The Eastern Pillow"

and...her formal title will be..."She Who Runs Amuck With Pillows On Her Feet."
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Thank you greatly, my fellow pillower. I shall govern the Easter Pillow for many years to come and mayhap foreverrrrrrrrr.
*makes pillow shaped bon bons*
 
.:~NikkitaTheJust~:. said:
i wanna be a pillower... what are they called? this fancy-shmancy talk confuses me!
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THEN MAKE IT UN-CONFUSE YO. *grunt*

Pillow-lover, Pillow-lander, Pillow-user, Pillow-worshipper, Pillow-flopper, Pillow-conqueror (thats when youre evil +_+), Pillow-fashioner (they make teh pillows!:D), Pillow-seeker (for the Lost and Found), Pillow-carrier (self-explanatory), Pillow-er. :)
 
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