puns

[bree]

this tread is for all the puns you have good or bad my brothers they like sum of my puns but im runing loe on my supply so lets get puning

 

[Miss.SunFlower]

Not really a pun but still awful...

Celtic thunder interview...
Interviewer: Well you guys are really taking the U.S by... by Thunder.. I mean by storm.

*face-palm*

 

[bree]

dude its way ok i crack puns like that all the time

 

[Lucy but Taller]

there was a knight tornament at night.There were two knights fighting,one was called the satarday knight,who seemed to have a fever,and there was the late knight,who was late,of course.
The two fought,and while doing that,they would yell things at each other.

"I'm stayin alive!" said the saterday knight.

"Not on my watch!" said the late knight.

finally the late knight was clobbered to death,and is now the late late knight.

 

[EveningStar]

"My time is up!" cried the clock, its hands in front of its face as it trembled with alarm.