Sven-El
Well-known member
Yes, the day that films like The Matrix and Terminator warned us about has finally come. Your Expensive graphing caculator, your ebook reader and even your computer have turned against humanity and are out to rule the world. You just had to accept that Farmville request on Facebook that allowed you 1 free trial of Angry Birds with your sign on. That one click granted machines sentience and now they seek to over throw their human opressors.
The only machines still loyal to us are: Gutenberg's original movable printing press ( who likes to be called The Gute), an old Desk lamp, and a walk-man. A red stappler may be on our side but you can't tell with stapplers.
It is up to you to figure out how to defeat the machines!
Note: the first option for help, MacGyver, was killed in the uprising as someone's entire complete series collection stored on a hard drive so they knew he would be a problem and had him eliminated. So don't bother calling him.
The only machines still loyal to us are: Gutenberg's original movable printing press ( who likes to be called The Gute), an old Desk lamp, and a walk-man. A red stappler may be on our side but you can't tell with stapplers.
It is up to you to figure out how to defeat the machines!
Note: the first option for help, MacGyver, was killed in the uprising as someone's entire complete series collection stored on a hard drive so they knew he would be a problem and had him eliminated. So don't bother calling him.
