dear ben
You have never seen me in real life. There i am certainly the world's greatest
evil master mind! And you can not be the an evil mastermind because I doubt very much you have more duct tape then me.
Dear ben,
i still have more duct tape. And I am a greater evil mastermind. And also, I just noticed we have a whole page of us arguing over who's the greatest evil mastermind, when we all know it's me.