you know you spend too much time on the internet when...

[shmeepie]

this is just like the other lists, but it's just about the net in general...

you know you spend too much time on the internet when...

1000. You start to say "lol" instead of actually laughing when with other people

999. you can't spell properly anymore because you use internet slang too much

 

[Tweetsie]

998 You can convince your friends to be on the internet as much as you.

 

[Jordo]

whoa i love these!!!



997. you never see your friends anymore, why go see them if you can talk online?!?!
996. you're family gets angry with you all the time
995. you forget to do things because you're online
994. whenever you say "lol" in a real conversation, you say "LOL did i just say "lol"?!?!??!" and then repeat that over and over and end up rofl
993. you have time to list all these reasons

 

[Queen of the Lone Islands]

I read this one somewhere:

992. You'r last girlfriend was a JPEG.

 

[EveningStar]

992. When you refer to these reasons by number alone and expect to be understood clearly by all your friends. I'm a 994 myself.

 

[shmeepie]

991. you have connected computers at your house, so you chat to your siblings online, even though you could just go and talk to them! lol

 

[Elixir]

990. your parents refer to you as "the person living in the basement" *if thats where you computer is...)

 

[Tweetsie]

989. Your parents always ask you "Do you have homework? Or a life?" and you answer "I have homework.. I've finished it." (thought you haven't) and then "no, I haven't got a life."

 

[onlymystory]

988--you're actually taking the time to post to this after reading it to make sure you don't repeat anything.

 

[glamel]

987: your eyes sore

986: you know almost every famous links in the web

985: you are a member in a lots of forums

984: you have an active journal such as the greatest journal, xanga, myspace, friendster, even yaho 360 degrees, etc. etc.

983: your typing skills are very good

982: you ate in front of your computer

981: you bring laptop when outside the house, just to check for mails, message etc.

980: if you doesnt have a laptop, you rent in a cyber cafe.

 

[Namaste]

981: you bring laptop when outside the house, just to check for mails, message etc.

Thankfully I'm not that bad, because my laptap, although has an internal modem will not be used for internet access. I use it only for writing.

979-Your family has to send you an email to get you to come to the dinner table.

978-Your last English essay ends with the words .com instead of 'the end'.

 

[~EdmundsQueen~]

977 - when you connect to the internet you can resite the tune your dial-up makes! (unless your on broadband then ignore this one!)

 

[holyboy]

976. One word: Refresh

 

[Queen Lucy the Valiant]

975: You wake up in the mornig and go straight to the compuet and don't come off till late at night! lol

 

[king_phiilip]

974 you realize you have done over 90% of these listed so far

 

[CentaurMan]

973: your best friend (who is your age) is smarter than Einstien (that's me!)

 

[glamel]

972: you go crazy when your computer hang up

971: you know html tags

 

[Daphenilia]

970: you think there are not enough hours in the day so you multi- task while on the computer. example: watching American Idle, eating, playing on the computer, doing homework, finishing your geometry project, etc.

 

[Jack of Blades]

969. some old guy appears at ur house and say "hi im so and so. wanna go to dinner and then my place"

 

[pretty_in_pink]

968. you allow yourself one hour to do a piece of homework and ater 50 minutes you realise you havent even loaded word