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I`m making of Holyboy`s quotes in his Making Fun of The Non-Mods thread.This is meant to be funny and not mean.Thanks to DoG for helping me on some of them. Here it goes.
Holyboy
This is what I don’t understand: if you don’t want the mods to cheat, then WHY WOULD YOU TELL US NOT TO?!?!?! We are like little children. You tell us not to do something, and we do it! Not only that, but you gave us the idea to do that. You are just asking us to cheat!!
Office
Well in that case don`t go buy me a PS3! *Holyboy brings me a PS3* Aww I have my own Holyboy robot!
Holyboy
Because non-mods fale at life. F-A-L-E!!!!! They say they love a moderator, but they don't realise that without him, we would not have moderators. And I would be out of a job. Then I would have to resort to asking strangers for the 36 cents an hour I get paid for this jig.
Speaking of pay Specter, I noticed that my rent has gone up. Yet you have not given me a pay raise. Can I please have a raise to 37 cents an hour?
…Specter, are you still listening???
…Of course I don’t live in my parent’s basement!! Why would you think that??
Office
Oh HolyBoy we all fail at life! We`re all gonna die at some point. (From DoG)
Holyboy
rust me, we are all crying inside. Because you smell. Bad. You smell worse then TG after he takes his “medication”* Trust me, its bad.
I also have two questions for you. One: Why are you telling us you need a shower? You are in a computer. That means we can’t smell you. Your computer can smell you, but we can’t. So why are you giving us waaaaaaaaaaay too much information?
Second question: Why are you taking a shower BEFORE you go to tae kwon do? Is the class THAT boring? Wouldn’t you be in a sweaty gym with smelly people exercising as hard as you can? So why would you take a shower just so you can sweat and be smelly at a party. I can see it now,
Rando Person: “Hey Elvess Saralina (if that is your real name) You smell! Bad! Take a bath!”
Elvess Saralina: “I don’t have to take a bath! I took a shower before I got here! All this smell is from that japo kicking thing I do on the weekend. Isn’t it cool?”
Rando Person: “No”
*The medication is really cough drops mixed with the smell from the tae kwon do gym. I promise that I am not a stalker
PS: This entry gave me day-ja-vu. I am not joking.
Office
Andy,Andy,Andy we all know the reason you say that is because someone stuck a bunch of spoons down your bath drain. In fact I made a song about it. *Sings* Whatca gonna do with all those spoons, all those spoons inside your drain? I'm get get get get your spoons, get your spoons and eat ice cream. ( After they're washed of course)
Holyboy
There is a reason you were not invited…
Office
Yeah Andy because you stuck spoons down her drain!
HolyBoy
f course we should be afraid of you!!! We only have the power to delete and edit every post you make, lock every thread you create, and ban you. But YOU have the ultimate power because you can count! That’s right, because you knew this post was 640 pages ago, we know you have to power to count all the pies in the storage room, and you know that you need only one more pie before you can get all the mods with the delicious goodness. All you need is the magic rabbit to get he sugar then kick the badger who will summon the mice to the council of clocks to make the pie. WHAT WILL WE MODS DO?!?!?!?!
…Ban
Office
But Andy without us you have no one to ban and we all know how much you like that BAN button. So then you`ll be begging us to spam. (DoG helped a little on this one.)
Holyboy
Honestly, who squawks?
Office
I squawk. I squawk. I squawk. *All Non-Mods yell I`m squawkakus!*
Holyboy
OH NO!!! THEY KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE PIE COME ALIVE!!!! RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!
Office
Yeah run! From your smell! *Sings* Whatca gonna do with all those spoons, all those spoons inside your drain? I'm get get get get your spoons, get your spoons and eat ice cream. ( After they're washed of course)
Holyboy
BANNED
Office
Well in that case would you like a can of SPAM?!
Holyboy
an you blindly follow TG off a cliff?? Puh-LEASE???? PRETTY please? Pretty please with a cherry on top? And sprinkles? And chocolate syrup? And sprinkles? And little nut chunks? And sprinkles? And a little hippo to top it off? And sprinkles? And a touch of lemon to add that oh-so-nice taste? And sprinkles? And sprinkles? And sprinkles? And sprinkles? And sprinkles? Tg sucks. And sprinkles? And sprinkles? And sprinkles? And sprinkles? And sprinkles? If you are reading this, you need counselling (And sprinkles) And sprinkles? And sprinkles? And sprinkles? And sprinkles? OH MY!!! A BOMB!!!!!!
Office
Holyboy you had to read the And sprinkles stuff while you were writing it so what does that say for you?
Holyboy
A…google bopper? What is that? I know they are almighty and rule the world, but that is going a LITTLE over board, don’t you think?
Office
*Knocks Holyboy unconscious with a google bopper*
Holyboy
No. That’s the smell of Elvess Saralina from quote 3. She finally took a bath
…And Sprinkles?
Office
Andy we still know why you make fun of people who smell. *Sings* Whatca gonna do with all those spoons, all those spoons inside your drain? I'm get get get get your spoons, get your spoons and eat ice cream. ( After they're washed of course)
Holyboy
IDEA STEALER!!!!!!! BAN BAN BAN BAN!!!
…And Sprinkles?
Office
Andy you`re a meany! ...And Sprinkles?
Holyboy
No it doesn’t. Because it can’t play the guitar yet. Honestly, what rock star can’t play the guitar?
Office
A one who sticks spoons down his drain.
Holyboy
Answer: Because Non-Mods can’t read. And they haven’t realised that Rhyanidd DOESN’T HAVE AN F IN IT!!!!!
Office
Actually they were playing Scrabble and they found a Non-Mod letter......... F(DoG helped a little on this one.)
Holyboy
To Quote the awesome Imogen Heap in “Hide and Seek”:
Now taaaaaaaaake COOOOOOOOver, the SWEEEEEEEping inSENsiTIVITYYYYYYYYYYYY of (mods)
We’re coming, and there is nothing you can do about it. UNLESS YOU MAKE THE LAST PIE!!! RUN!!! RUN AND MAKE THAT PIE!!
…No don’t run that way, that’s the party room!!! You want the kitchen…KITCHEN!!! Don’t touch that!!! Hands off!!! HANDS OFF THE REMOTE!!!!!! DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT…off…off…go to the kitchen…now. Now. NOW!!!!!! Ok, that’s it buster, you are going to the dungeon….I DON’T KNOW WHY WE HAVE A DUNGEON, JUST GO!!!!!!...DON’T ASK QUESTIONS, JUST GO!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you.
Sorry, the lizard was misbehaving again.
Office
Andy time to take your ''Happy'' pills. And to quote Imogen Heap in ''Hide and Seek'' *sings* Mmmmmmmmmmmm whatcha sayyyyyyy? Ah that you only meant well.(Mods) Hey of course you did.(sarcasm)Mmmmmmmmm what did she say?''(Mods I wasn`t listening.)
Holyboy
Hey, can you tell me how Ink’s doing in there? Is she alright? Does she want some punch? And sprinkles? And punch with sprinkles? And sprinkles?
Office
You keep reading your sprinkle stuff since you said anyone who reads them needs counseling.
Holyboy
Yeah it does. They trade bubbles and candy and all sorts of delights! They don’t have those things on the light side. Because they are too busy trying to find the kitchen to make the pies. And sprinkles.
Office
We found the pie and it was delicious. Too bad you couldn`t have any. (DoG)
Holyboy
But you won’t have a spy on our backs! What will you do then????? We could turn around and BAM you are
Banned.
Office
But,But,But,But,But,But,But,But,Bother!*Pokes Andy with spoon*
Holyboy
OH MY!! THEY ARE THE OTHERS!!!! RUN MODS RUN!!! THEY HAVE POLAR BEARS AND GUNS AND SHARKS AND EVIL SHIPS AND TREES.
…And sprinkles
WE NEED TO ESCAPE!!! AND I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO!!!!
We can Fly!
We can Fly!
We can Fly!
Office
You can run but you can`t fly anymore! *Steals all their Red Bull*
Holyboy
Gondor, that’s a wall.
Office
Wow Andy you found a wall. Go have a cookie.
Holyboy
’IM COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, wait, I can’t do it. You asked for a mod…I’m a duck. Quack.
Office
Um ok.
Holyboy
LIAR!!!!! I KNEW YOU WERE WITH THEM!!! OUT OUT OUT!!! DENY DENY DENY!!!!
Etc etc etc
Office
No comment
Holyboy
I don't have a rubber duck. I have a rubber hippo. His name is TG. He's cute. he tells me stories. And gives me sprinkles. AND HE TRYS TO DATE MY SISTER!!! YOU DIDN'T THINK I WOULD FORGET THAT, DID YOU TG???? DID YOU????
Ban.
Office
Aww Andy. I feel your pain. Wait. No I don`t. I was thinking of something else.
Holyboy
Penguin Interference.
Office
First you`re a duck now you`re a penguin. Hey it would be cool if you were a superhero mutant called Duck Penguin. You could save the world from....... Uh........
Holyboy
Or we can ban you. Guess what I choose??
Ban
Office
Welcome back to Ban or No Ban. I think I know what Andy would choose.
Holyboy
What happened to the google-bopper?? Did it die? Was it eaten by the rubber duck? And the penguin? And the black hole in the wall??
(You thought I was going to say “And sprinkles” didn’t you??? Well then, I fooled you! Just like I fooled you at that incidence with the magic bunny. You thought you had me captured, but I had a secret weapon. And you shouted…
HE CAN FLY!
HE CAN FLY!
HE CAN FLY!
HE CAN FLY!
Office
The google-bopper didn`t die! *Wacks Andy over the head with the google-bopper*
Holyboy
This is what I don’t understand: if you don’t want the mods to cheat, then WHY WOULD YOU TELL US NOT TO?!?!?! We are like little children. You tell us not to do something, and we do it! Not only that, but you gave us the idea to do that. You are just asking us to cheat!!
Office
Well in that case don`t go buy me a PS3! *Holyboy brings me a PS3* Aww I have my own Holyboy robot!
Holyboy
Because non-mods fale at life. F-A-L-E!!!!! They say they love a moderator, but they don't realise that without him, we would not have moderators. And I would be out of a job. Then I would have to resort to asking strangers for the 36 cents an hour I get paid for this jig.
Speaking of pay Specter, I noticed that my rent has gone up. Yet you have not given me a pay raise. Can I please have a raise to 37 cents an hour?
…Specter, are you still listening???
…Of course I don’t live in my parent’s basement!! Why would you think that??
Office
Oh HolyBoy we all fail at life! We`re all gonna die at some point. (From DoG)
Holyboy
rust me, we are all crying inside. Because you smell. Bad. You smell worse then TG after he takes his “medication”* Trust me, its bad.
I also have two questions for you. One: Why are you telling us you need a shower? You are in a computer. That means we can’t smell you. Your computer can smell you, but we can’t. So why are you giving us waaaaaaaaaaay too much information?
Second question: Why are you taking a shower BEFORE you go to tae kwon do? Is the class THAT boring? Wouldn’t you be in a sweaty gym with smelly people exercising as hard as you can? So why would you take a shower just so you can sweat and be smelly at a party. I can see it now,
Rando Person: “Hey Elvess Saralina (if that is your real name) You smell! Bad! Take a bath!”
Elvess Saralina: “I don’t have to take a bath! I took a shower before I got here! All this smell is from that japo kicking thing I do on the weekend. Isn’t it cool?”
Rando Person: “No”
*The medication is really cough drops mixed with the smell from the tae kwon do gym. I promise that I am not a stalker
PS: This entry gave me day-ja-vu. I am not joking.
Office
Andy,Andy,Andy we all know the reason you say that is because someone stuck a bunch of spoons down your bath drain. In fact I made a song about it. *Sings* Whatca gonna do with all those spoons, all those spoons inside your drain? I'm get get get get your spoons, get your spoons and eat ice cream. ( After they're washed of course)
Holyboy
There is a reason you were not invited…
Office
Yeah Andy because you stuck spoons down her drain!
HolyBoy
f course we should be afraid of you!!! We only have the power to delete and edit every post you make, lock every thread you create, and ban you. But YOU have the ultimate power because you can count! That’s right, because you knew this post was 640 pages ago, we know you have to power to count all the pies in the storage room, and you know that you need only one more pie before you can get all the mods with the delicious goodness. All you need is the magic rabbit to get he sugar then kick the badger who will summon the mice to the council of clocks to make the pie. WHAT WILL WE MODS DO?!?!?!?!
…Ban
Office
But Andy without us you have no one to ban and we all know how much you like that BAN button. So then you`ll be begging us to spam. (DoG helped a little on this one.)
Holyboy
Honestly, who squawks?
Office
I squawk. I squawk. I squawk. *All Non-Mods yell I`m squawkakus!*
Holyboy
OH NO!!! THEY KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE PIE COME ALIVE!!!! RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!
Office
Yeah run! From your smell! *Sings* Whatca gonna do with all those spoons, all those spoons inside your drain? I'm get get get get your spoons, get your spoons and eat ice cream. ( After they're washed of course)
Holyboy
BANNED
Office
Well in that case would you like a can of SPAM?!
Holyboy
an you blindly follow TG off a cliff?? Puh-LEASE???? PRETTY please? Pretty please with a cherry on top? And sprinkles? And chocolate syrup? And sprinkles? And little nut chunks? And sprinkles? And a little hippo to top it off? And sprinkles? And a touch of lemon to add that oh-so-nice taste? And sprinkles? And sprinkles? And sprinkles? And sprinkles? And sprinkles? Tg sucks. And sprinkles? And sprinkles? And sprinkles? And sprinkles? And sprinkles? If you are reading this, you need counselling (And sprinkles) And sprinkles? And sprinkles? And sprinkles? And sprinkles? OH MY!!! A BOMB!!!!!!
Office
Holyboy you had to read the And sprinkles stuff while you were writing it so what does that say for you?
Holyboy
A…google bopper? What is that? I know they are almighty and rule the world, but that is going a LITTLE over board, don’t you think?
Office
*Knocks Holyboy unconscious with a google bopper*
Holyboy
No. That’s the smell of Elvess Saralina from quote 3. She finally took a bath
…And Sprinkles?
Office
Andy we still know why you make fun of people who smell. *Sings* Whatca gonna do with all those spoons, all those spoons inside your drain? I'm get get get get your spoons, get your spoons and eat ice cream. ( After they're washed of course)
Holyboy
IDEA STEALER!!!!!!! BAN BAN BAN BAN!!!
…And Sprinkles?
Office
Andy you`re a meany! ...And Sprinkles?
Holyboy
No it doesn’t. Because it can’t play the guitar yet. Honestly, what rock star can’t play the guitar?
Office
A one who sticks spoons down his drain.
Holyboy
Answer: Because Non-Mods can’t read. And they haven’t realised that Rhyanidd DOESN’T HAVE AN F IN IT!!!!!
Office
Actually they were playing Scrabble and they found a Non-Mod letter......... F(DoG helped a little on this one.)
Holyboy
To Quote the awesome Imogen Heap in “Hide and Seek”:
Now taaaaaaaaake COOOOOOOOver, the SWEEEEEEEping inSENsiTIVITYYYYYYYYYYYY of (mods)
We’re coming, and there is nothing you can do about it. UNLESS YOU MAKE THE LAST PIE!!! RUN!!! RUN AND MAKE THAT PIE!!
…No don’t run that way, that’s the party room!!! You want the kitchen…KITCHEN!!! Don’t touch that!!! Hands off!!! HANDS OFF THE REMOTE!!!!!! DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT…off…off…go to the kitchen…now. Now. NOW!!!!!! Ok, that’s it buster, you are going to the dungeon….I DON’T KNOW WHY WE HAVE A DUNGEON, JUST GO!!!!!!...DON’T ASK QUESTIONS, JUST GO!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you.
Sorry, the lizard was misbehaving again.
Office
Andy time to take your ''Happy'' pills. And to quote Imogen Heap in ''Hide and Seek'' *sings* Mmmmmmmmmmmm whatcha sayyyyyyy? Ah that you only meant well.(Mods) Hey of course you did.(sarcasm)Mmmmmmmmm what did she say?''(Mods I wasn`t listening.)
Holyboy
Hey, can you tell me how Ink’s doing in there? Is she alright? Does she want some punch? And sprinkles? And punch with sprinkles? And sprinkles?
Office
You keep reading your sprinkle stuff since you said anyone who reads them needs counseling.
Holyboy
Yeah it does. They trade bubbles and candy and all sorts of delights! They don’t have those things on the light side. Because they are too busy trying to find the kitchen to make the pies. And sprinkles.
Office
We found the pie and it was delicious. Too bad you couldn`t have any. (DoG)
Holyboy
But you won’t have a spy on our backs! What will you do then????? We could turn around and BAM you are
Banned.
Office
But,But,But,But,But,But,But,But,Bother!*Pokes Andy with spoon*
Holyboy
OH MY!! THEY ARE THE OTHERS!!!! RUN MODS RUN!!! THEY HAVE POLAR BEARS AND GUNS AND SHARKS AND EVIL SHIPS AND TREES.
…And sprinkles
WE NEED TO ESCAPE!!! AND I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO!!!!
We can Fly!
We can Fly!
We can Fly!
Office
You can run but you can`t fly anymore! *Steals all their Red Bull*
Holyboy
Gondor, that’s a wall.
Office
Wow Andy you found a wall. Go have a cookie.
Holyboy
’IM COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, wait, I can’t do it. You asked for a mod…I’m a duck. Quack.
Office
Um ok.
Holyboy
LIAR!!!!! I KNEW YOU WERE WITH THEM!!! OUT OUT OUT!!! DENY DENY DENY!!!!
Etc etc etc
Office
No comment
Holyboy
I don't have a rubber duck. I have a rubber hippo. His name is TG. He's cute. he tells me stories. And gives me sprinkles. AND HE TRYS TO DATE MY SISTER!!! YOU DIDN'T THINK I WOULD FORGET THAT, DID YOU TG???? DID YOU????
Ban.
Office
Aww Andy. I feel your pain. Wait. No I don`t. I was thinking of something else.
Holyboy
Penguin Interference.
Office
First you`re a duck now you`re a penguin. Hey it would be cool if you were a superhero mutant called Duck Penguin. You could save the world from....... Uh........
Holyboy
Or we can ban you. Guess what I choose??
Ban
Office
Welcome back to Ban or No Ban. I think I know what Andy would choose.
Holyboy
What happened to the google-bopper?? Did it die? Was it eaten by the rubber duck? And the penguin? And the black hole in the wall??
(You thought I was going to say “And sprinkles” didn’t you??? Well then, I fooled you! Just like I fooled you at that incidence with the magic bunny. You thought you had me captured, but I had a secret weapon. And you shouted…
HE CAN FLY!
HE CAN FLY!
HE CAN FLY!
HE CAN FLY!
Office
The google-bopper didn`t die! *Wacks Andy over the head with the google-bopper*
