C3PO: We haven't seen master skywalker
Obi: I doubt it.......anyway, let's have dinner
ET: ET wants food...ET wants phone home
Vader *gives cell phone*: Here...no complaints and call
ET: ET wants bike
Obi *throws bike*: Bye bye
Jar Jar: Mesa he is lonely. Mesa he must eat with us
vader: Why do I suddenly have to think about luke?
Obi: He will come back...everybody returns
Boba: Even Jango and he is killed twice
Jango: I knew you would miss me
Boba: AARRGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Emperor: Maybe I should open Palpy's snack shop
Qui: Snack shop????????? You mean fat shop?
Yoda: A stupid idea, it is. Insane, he is
Vader *whacks Yoda*
Yoda *whacks vader*
Jabba: LET THE FIGHT BEGIN! On your left side.....the aweful, creepy Dark Father...weight 300 lbs and height 6,9 ft
Vader: It's DARTH VADER and I'm NOT 300 lbs and I'm NOT 6'9 ft
Jabba: And on your right side the old and crippled Soda......weight 50 lbs and height 1 ft!
Yoda: Yoda, it is. Too light, 50 lbs. Baby no, Yoda is..........
Jabba: GET READY! FIGHT!!!
Yoda and Vader *bite, kick, scratch, whack, punch, poke and pinch each other*
Obi: LOOK! VADER FLIES THROUGH THE AIR!
Emperor: FOLLOWED BY HIS TEETH!
Boba: Yoda's stick!
Qui: Yoda's ears!
Jango: Vader's head!
Boba: Vader's feet!
Luke: Yoda's legs!
C3PO: HUH????? We served you for dinner!
Luke: I know...I tasted a bit...it is really good!
Jabba: They are all torn into pieces! Now you must puzzle them together
Obi: This is the 7th time this week
Qui: The last time you had changed their heads
Obi: I know