Attendant: He must have been blind...
Alice: *whispers* Alyosha, back up NOW.
Alyosha: *quack, backs up*
Ben: Hey! Don't insult my wife!
Me: For your information, I'm the mother of 2 kids already!!
Attendant: I wonder what they look like...
Sam: Oooooh....
Peter: Uh, lady? I suggest you not do that.
Me: *growls*