Lady of Narnia

tyson: pool party, eh?
peter: *swimming downward*
kay: supposed to be.
tyson: *snaps fingers*
*disco ball, more DJs, partiers*
kay: lonny's gonna be mad.....
susan: why?
kay: look around you! paris hilton, avril lavigne....
nick: I FOUND YOU!!!!!
kay: nick?! you're back!?
tyson: NO! NO! NO! *bangs head against side of pool*

Me: Hey look! A great deal to the Carribean!!
Alice: That's not where we're going...
Me: Oh yeah, France.
Alice: Yup.
Sam: STOP!!!!!
Me: What are you doing in here?
Peter: Alyosha saved us from the closet!
Me: Alyosha! And I trusted you!!!
Alyosha: *quack*

peter: *sinks to the bottom of the pool*
susan: *drinks tea*
peter: do you know where lonny is?
susan: um. somewhere in that general vicinity? i cant tell through all the brown.
peter: thanks. *swims over*

lucy: *faints*
susan: is she okay?
ed: she drank too much tea...
tumnus: *sunbathing*
zoo people: GET HIMMMMMMMMM!
lost boys: another fight?
wendy: OH NO!

Sam: SHE IS SOOOOO GORGEOUS!!
Eric *holds Nessa tightly*: How do you feel my love?
Me: I feel much better
Goldberry: So, now you are all together. Nessa, be a bit more careful *winks* and now let's go and meet my family
Alice: Are we going down?
Tumnus: It depends how you look at it..if you stand upside down you are going up
Peter: TUMNUS!!!
Eric *grins*

lonny: um...
zoo people: OMG IS THAT PETER?!
lonny: *Facepalm*
kay: *drinks tea*
peter: huh?
zoo people: *running to peter*
peter: *runs*

Me: STUPID COMPUTER!!!!!
Alice: Sorry. It's a little slow.
Me: A little? We've been here for two hours and the computer just logged on!!!
Alice: Well... don't blame me!
Me: Fine... hey, where's Alyosha going with that saw?
Alyosha: *quack!*
Alice: She just said- 'nothing to see here, folks.'
Me: Oh ok. Well, as long as she isn't going to free Peter and Sam, I really don't care.

Alyosha: *Quack!*
Sam: She's here!!!
Peter: With the saw!!!
Alyosha: *quack*
Sam: There's a problem.
Peter: What?
Sam: Alyosha's a duck.
Peter: So?
Sam: Ducks can't saw open cages.

kay: WE NEED MORE WATER!
tyson: can do. *gets elephant army*
lonny: oh no.
elephants: *fill pool with water*
tyson: i got them myself from the washington zoo.
kay: THEYRE ZOO ANIMALS!?
lonny: TYSON THEY'LL BE LOOKING FOR THEM!
kay: *gets more teabags out*

Goldberry *lifts up Nessa's head*: Here girl...drink this
Eric and Tumnus: IS IT WORKING????
Peter *whispers*: Is it me or is Tumnus so suddenly interested?
Sam: I noticed it beofre
Alice *finally breaths*: Omg......that was so funny!
Me *cough*: Where am I?
Eric: DARLING!!!! *hugs Nessa*
Tumnus: YES!!! *hugs Nessa*
Goldberry: are you okay?
Me: I feel fine now
Goldberry: Good, because we need you and there is much more coming to you
Goldberry *winks at Nessa and Eric*
Me: EH???
Sam *grins*: I know it! But the lady wants me to keep quiet
Peter: If you would listen to us as well we are very happy
Sam: EH???

Goldberry: Why should you stop to make her laugh? Haven't you all teased her enough? I have no problems with her laughing and will continue the healing
Peter *blushes*: Whooow......she got us there
Eric *blushes too*: Ehm.......what can I say?
Tumnus: Okay....let's start!
Godlberry *uses plant and makes medicine*: Okay....now your beloved one will be back soon

Peter *pats Sam on the back*: HEY SAM!
Sam: OUCH!! *glares at Peter*
Alice *begins to laugh*: I'm sorry.....
Tumnus: COME ON!! HEAL NESSA!
Sam: Why are you so sudden interested?
Eric *sigh*: Let's start
Goldberry: Okay, give me the plant
Alice *gives plant while still laughing*
Goldberry *smiles*: I can't say you don't deserve to laugh Alice
Alice: Thanks
Sam *glares at Goldberry*
Goldberry *winks at Sam*
Sam *faints*
Alice *ROTFL*

kay: *looks underwater* OMG MY EYES DONT STING!
tyson: thats so cool. *tries*
lonny: *waves*
kay: *sits at the bottom of the pool* would you like some tea, lonny? *takes out tea bag*
lonny: not a good idea...
kay: wow. we're swimming a pool of tea!
tyson: *drinks water*
lucy: is the water brown or is it just me?
susan: *smells* it's tea!
lucy: *sips* YUMMMMMMM!

(saying the pool isnt chlorinated.)

Eric: Sam has a nice habit *coughcough* of teasing people
Sam *melts*: I forgot how cute she was
Alice *grins*: Someday...........
Peter: You ant to take revenge?
Eric: Peter...remember what I told you
Tumnus *annoyed*: Can we finally start the healing process and if we can do you have the plant yes or no?
Peter *gasp*: TUMNUS!!! Yes...Alice has it
Tumnus: NOW GIVE IT TO HER PLEASE!
Sam: Why are you in such a hurry Tumnus? Nessa is already married
Alice *whacks Sam*
Sam: OUCH!
Goldberry *grins*: You are quite a couple of people...now come on! Let's start
Eric: YES! I want to see my wife again
Sam: She's still there
Tumnus *whacks Sam*

edmund: SECURITY!
SG: yes?
edmund: out with her.
SG: yup. *kicks out cruella*
kay: *racing tyson*
tyson: *failing*
susan: i want to go swimming too!
lucy: *gets up, shoves susan in*
susan: *floats on stomach*
lucy: OMG I KILLED HER! *sobs*
susan: haha, it was the dead-mans float!
lucy: ARGHHH! *jumps into water, tackles susan*
lost boys: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

kay: *pushes tyson back in*
tyson: HEY!
ed: CANNONBAAAAAALL! *jumps in*
kay: *gets in pool*
aslan: POOOL PARTAAAY !*starts DJing*

Me: Brilliant!
Alice: We need some plane tickets now...
Me: We're evil! Evil people never do things legally!!
Alice: But... how else will we get to Paris?
Me: Hmmm... good question... I guess we'll be legal this once.

Sam: There is no way out of here, remember? Abby said so.
Peter: That's what she wants us to think... I wonder what will happen if we try opening the door again.
Sam: *turns doorknob, cage falls on top of the*
Peter: NOT THE CAGE!!!!!!!!! *starts hyperventilating*
Sam: What's wrong with you?
Peter: I'm claustrophobic...

Sam: NO ALICE! DON'T BE LIKE ABBY!
Me: And why not??
Sam: Well she's evil!
Alice: *shoves him in closet* MUAHAHA!
Me: Alice, calm down.
Alice: Sorry. Now, about France...

Me: First order of business: We must teach you how to do the 'evil grin'
Alice: I can do that! *grins*
Me: No no no. Evil grin. Like this. *does evil grin*
Alice: *grins evilly*
Me: NO NO NO!!! DON'T GRIN EVILLY! DO THE EVIL GRIN!
Alice: Oooooh. Like this? *does evil grin*
Me: PERFECT!

Me: Oh fine. *takes Peter out again*
Peter: MAKE YOUR MI-
Alice: *shoves him in*

Hey! That's my job!
*takes Peter out of closet*
Peter: Thanks!
Me: *shoves him back in*