Introduction Thread II

[Pholus the Centaur]

Hello! It's very pleasant to be here. I look forward to getting to know this pleasant place and I hope we'll all be friends, soon.

 

[Copperfox]

^^^ For the benefit of other T.D.L. members, Pholus the Centaur is my personal friend-- who, in a different setting, uses the alias of "Professor Loquacious." He assumes a centaur identity here because he has written books ABOUT centaurs, imagining a world where centaurs routinely mingle with humans.

 

[Pholus the Centaur]

That was kind of you, Mr. Copperfox. Thank you. The name 'centaur' in Greek means, literally, 'Cow Puncher' -- so we were the 'cowboys' of the Ancient World. Taking that a bit further, some centaurs were rambunctious and wild, others were gentle healers and teachers. I'm not very rambunctious, but I am a teacher. I also came here to tell you some of my stories.

 

[EveningStar]

Behave yourself. I'm part Lapith.

 

[Copperfox]

To plagiarize the A-Team, I love it when a plan comes together.

 

[EveningStar]

To plagiarize the A-Team, I love it when a plan comes together.

I pity da fool that don't get yo cultural reference.

 

[Copperfox]

CHUCK NORRIS WANTED TO GET A CHEST TATTOO, SO HE ASKED MR. T TO SHOOT HIM IN THE CHEST WITH A MACHINEGUN.

 

[EveningStar]

CHUCK NORRIS WANTED TO GET A CHEST TATTOO, SO HE ASKED MR. T TO SHOOT HIM IN THE CHEST WITH A MACHINEGUN.

Problem is, the bullets died of lead poisoning.