Krazy Krossovers (Do You Dare?)

EveningStar

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Knight of the Noble Order
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The purpose of this thread is to vie for truly crazy crossovers with Narnia. And that includes weirdly plausible ones that would never really happen.

STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION

Lieutenant Barkley went into the holodeck. "Load Barkley Wardrobe Alpha One." He looked rather foolish dressed in Lucy's gown and slippers.

Suddenly he found himself in a perfect recreation of the Spare Room and before him a rustic wardrobe carved with a panoply of hereldic emblems and heroic/tragic figures.

He opened the door and stepped in, pushing past coats, finally snowy boughs, and ending up in a snowy expanse surrounded by pine trees.

Meanwhile on the bridge, Captain Picard felt the Enterprise lurch as from some unexpected energy weapon fired from an undetected ship.

"What happened??" the Captain demanded.

Warf answered, "Captain, the ship lurched from an unexpected energy weapon fired from an undetected ship."

"We're being hailed."

"On screen."

An angry looking man with a prostetic forehead scowled. "You have entered forbidden space. This is the Markaan Empire. You will be destroyed!"

Meanwhile back in the holodeck, Barkley felt the seismic shock.

"Exit program!" he called, but there was no exit.

"Arch!" he called, but there was no arch.

"Well bust my buttons!" he cried, but he had no buttons, only a zipper in the back of the gown that stayed resolutely zipped.

Just then, Tumnus appeared. From what could only be perceived as an invisible pocket, he drew a Class 3 phaser pistol. "You will come with me, sweetie."

And Lieutenant Sweetie, having no recourse, and not knowing if the safety protocols still operated, raised his hands and followed the faun into the snowy wastes....
 
The holosuite character called Captain Proton made it through the Wardrobe just before it closed. Overtaking Tumnus, he slipped in between Lieutenant Sweetie and the Faun.

"Listen up, furryhooves. I can't physically touch you, nor can you touch me; but my energy-self can dissipate your weapon's flame. Stalemate." Captain Proton shifted to an alien language which Sweetie knew. "Lieutenant, I can blur his vision enough that you'll be able to flank him and grab the phaser out of his hands."

This done, Proton added a further distraction by singing: "Who's afraid of the Witch's wolf, Witch's wolf, Witch's wolf?"

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Evening Star, I took the liberty of inserting this because we've already discussed co-authoring stories, and what I just posted seems to me like a plot-step compatible with what you've written so far. If in fact it doesn't work, tell me as much (here or by phone-text), and I'll delete the post with my feelings unhurt.
 
It's more a place for a variety of people to post a variety of silly ideas. But what ever floats your ship. Or holds up your boat. Or.... ;-) Oh pooh!
 
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