The purpose of this thread is to vie for truly crazy crossovers with Narnia. And that includes weirdly plausible ones that would never really happen.
STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION
Lieutenant Barkley went into the holodeck. "Load Barkley Wardrobe Alpha One." He looked rather foolish dressed in Lucy's gown and slippers.
Suddenly he found himself in a perfect recreation of the Spare Room and before him a rustic wardrobe carved with a panoply of hereldic emblems and heroic/tragic figures.
He opened the door and stepped in, pushing past coats, finally snowy boughs, and ending up in a snowy expanse surrounded by pine trees.
Meanwhile on the bridge, Captain Picard felt the Enterprise lurch as from some unexpected energy weapon fired from an undetected ship.
"What happened??" the Captain demanded.
Warf answered, "Captain, the ship lurched from an unexpected energy weapon fired from an undetected ship."
"We're being hailed."
"On screen."
An angry looking man with a prostetic forehead scowled. "You have entered forbidden space. This is the Markaan Empire. You will be destroyed!"
Meanwhile back in the holodeck, Barkley felt the seismic shock.
"Exit program!" he called, but there was no exit.
"Arch!" he called, but there was no arch.
"Well bust my buttons!" he cried, but he had no buttons, only a zipper in the back of the gown that stayed resolutely zipped.
Just then, Tumnus appeared. From what could only be perceived as an invisible pocket, he drew a Class 3 phaser pistol. "You will come with me, sweetie."
And Lieutenant Sweetie, having no recourse, and not knowing if the safety protocols still operated, raised his hands and followed the faun into the snowy wastes....
STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION
Lieutenant Barkley went into the holodeck. "Load Barkley Wardrobe Alpha One." He looked rather foolish dressed in Lucy's gown and slippers.
Suddenly he found himself in a perfect recreation of the Spare Room and before him a rustic wardrobe carved with a panoply of hereldic emblems and heroic/tragic figures.
He opened the door and stepped in, pushing past coats, finally snowy boughs, and ending up in a snowy expanse surrounded by pine trees.
Meanwhile on the bridge, Captain Picard felt the Enterprise lurch as from some unexpected energy weapon fired from an undetected ship.
"What happened??" the Captain demanded.
Warf answered, "Captain, the ship lurched from an unexpected energy weapon fired from an undetected ship."
"We're being hailed."
"On screen."
An angry looking man with a prostetic forehead scowled. "You have entered forbidden space. This is the Markaan Empire. You will be destroyed!"
Meanwhile back in the holodeck, Barkley felt the seismic shock.
"Exit program!" he called, but there was no exit.
"Arch!" he called, but there was no arch.
"Well bust my buttons!" he cried, but he had no buttons, only a zipper in the back of the gown that stayed resolutely zipped.
Just then, Tumnus appeared. From what could only be perceived as an invisible pocket, he drew a Class 3 phaser pistol. "You will come with me, sweetie."
And Lieutenant Sweetie, having no recourse, and not knowing if the safety protocols still operated, raised his hands and followed the faun into the snowy wastes....
