100,000 Post Thread

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Olórin the Wise said:
Too many posts in one thread (I don't remember exactly how large it was, but it had multiple tens of thousands of posts) caused all sorts of forum issues. Made it take longer for you to get to wherever you were going, and often caused certain parts of the forum to be completely unavailable for sustained periods of time. The result of all this was the deletion of the original 100,000 post thread before it had reached its goal. A continuation of it was attempted with a number of 5,000 post threads, which were intended to be added together to complete the 100,000 post thread. However, the project did not reach its goal before the deadline (the arrival of Prince Caspian in theaters) was reached.
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That's right. And then the thread saw Caspian and Susan kiss and it committed suicide cause IT couldn't stand it! That of course caused a rift in the space-time continuum causing a massive bowl of popcorn to appear right inside the shinny trash can, which of course attracted all the patients of the Insane Asylum because, as they put it, "there's free food in the trash can!!!!" However, they wanted some cheese whiz to go with it and while they were waiting for Cliff the cliff to bring some, GG happen to walk by and began eating the bowl. That's it. She was eating the bowl only, and threw the popcorn all over the trash can. There was so much popcorn in it that it was really impossible to find Waldo. This caused the people of the Pie to get jealous and they threatened to go to war against all the trash can followers.

The Order of the Duct Tape, composed mostly of people suffering from Scotchophobia (the fear of regular Scotch Tape), declared themselves neutral cause they did not want to get home with dirty or torn clothes for fear that their “mommies” would give them a lecture. Meanwhile, the Rubber Banana agreed to be used as a basquetball by the Faramirites and they started game of HORSE against the Arwenites. Like the movie Arwen, the Arwenites cried every time they missed a basket. Heck they cried even if they made one! While eating the popcorn, the Insane Asylum patients, now led by BarbarianKing (the Insane Asylum Choir Director) decided to join in the game, but they were so crazy and insane while playing HORSE that they spelled it PONY instead!!

Needless to say, this horrific mistake caused ANOTHER rift in the space time continuum and this time, a 6 foot 7 inches tall Hobbit suddenly appeared in EveningStar’s passanger side of his Volkswagen Beetle. He was of course hungry and EveningStar began sweating profusely when the Hobbit declared: "I think it's time for my Elevensies! Oh dear! I really think so, Johnsies, me dear….
 
Yes, thats right Micael* thats so right *hugs* :p

*Sorry if I made mistake of your name spelling.....:)
 
BarbarianKing said:
That's right. And then the thread saw Caspian and Susan kiss and it committed suicide cause IT couldn't stand it! That of course caused a rift in the space-time continuum causing a massive bowl of popcorn to appear right inside the shinny trash can, which of course attracted all the patients of the Insane Asylum because, as they put it, "there's free food in the trash can!!!!" However, they wanted some cheese whiz to go with it and while they were waiting for Cliff the cliff to bring some, GG happen to walk by and began eating the bowl. That's it. She was eating the bowl only, and threw the popcorn all over the trash can. There was so much popcorn in it that it was really impossible to find Waldo. This caused the people of the Pie to get jealous and they threatened to go to war against all the trash can followers.

The Order of the Duct Tape, composed mostly of people suffering from Scotchophobia (the fear of regular Scotch Tape), declared themselves neutral cause they did not want to get home with dirty or torn clothes for fear that their “mommies” would give them a lecture. Meanwhile, the Rubber Banana agreed to be used as a basquetball by the Faramirites and they started game of HORSE against the Arwenites. Like the movie Arwen, the Arwenites cried every time they missed a basket. Heck they cried even if they made one! While eating the popcorn, the Insane Asylum patients, now led by BarbarianKing (the Insane Asylum Choir Director) decided to join in the game, but they were so crazy and insane while playing HORSE that they spelled it PONY instead!!

Needless to say, this horrific mistake caused ANOTHER rift in the space time continuum and this time, a 6 foot 7 inches tall Hobbit suddenly appeared in EveningStar’s passanger side of his Volkswagen Beetle. He was of course hungry and EveningStar began sweating profusely when the Hobbit declared: "I think it's time for my Elevensies! Oh dear! I really think so, Johnsies, me dear….
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Oh yes, those days were rather difficult.

But I did have fun with the (old) 100,000 post thread. *dreamy far-away look* :)

*posts*

*considers double-posting*

*wonders how long this thread will last*
 
narnia56 said:
Yes, thats right Micael* thats so right *hugs* :p

*Sorry if I made mistake of your name spelling.....:)
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We are not friends so no hugs. I don't hug just anyone, no even figuratively in these forums. Especially you since I don't know you.

And you have no idea what is it that I wrote, do you?
 
I felt I should post on here to help you with your epic task. :D I miss when I was younger. Especially in Primary school. I may only be 13 but now that I'm in secondary I really, really miss it. Sometimes I walk past it just to see if any of my old teachers come out when I walk past. :o
 
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