100 Ways To Have Fun - RESTAURANT EDITION

NOTE: IDEA GOTTEN FROM Haley Pevencie...

This is where you tell about how you have fun in restaurant, or annoying people.

Mine:

Go into McDonalds asking for a Whopper
Go into Burger King asking for a McBurger or something.

Spread ketchup all over the ketchup handle (which is red) (Cause and effect)

Keep spilling your drink and ask for a new one.

Throw nuggets at people.

Make yourself look very large (stuff pillows in your shirt or something) and ask for 4 orders of super sized fries...

LOL :p

Your turn!
 
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In the drive through lane, order a 42" flatscreen TV, a state of the art pinball machine, a pine bed frame, an antique vase, etc. Then, when they tell you that they don't carry any of that stuff, say "Pssh, what a lame Wish Mashine!" and then order your food. When they tell you the cost, say, "Oh! Sorry, it looks like I only have 20 hundred dollar bills." Then, when you drive up to the first window, say "Wait a second, I know I have some change here..." and start searching under all the cushions and seats and stuff.
 
Mrs.Teacup said:
20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane


1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.

8. Repeat everything the order-taker says.

9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.

10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please."

11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.

12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.

13. Drive through with a carload of naked people.

14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.

15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.

16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.

17. One word: Flatulence!

18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.

19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe".

20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.
ypu this is for like the drive through lane...LOL....
 
The Narnia Addict said:
Lol....

NOTE: THIS ONLY WORKS WITH SOME BURGER KINGS OR MICKEY D'S

Go in and ask for a taco

Thats weird because my burger king carries tacos lol
are you serious? ours doesn't....*twitches*....uh I don't have anymore *runs*
 
If you're inside, go up to the counter and say, "Yeah my cousin's Kid Meal didn't have a bag of gummy bears in it, so like, can I have one?" When the person says that they don't have any gummy bears, demand to talk to the manager. When the manager comes out, start an argument and then keep changin the subject so they get really mad.
 
im going to do that next time i go to a restaurant...here is how it will go

me: I'd like a diet water.

waiter: We don't-

me: JUST BRING THE WATER!!!!

waiter: *pours regular water*

me: *takes sip* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I'm contaminated!!!!! o mi gosh *irregular breathing*....*passes aout*

hahahaha
 
Throw fries at the employees behind the counter or throw them at your friends, and start a french fry war.

Ask an employee this question "Who's your favorite little rascal Alfalfa or Spanky?" If they say spanky yell out "SINNER!"
 
Bring 100 candy bars in and start shoving them up your face.

After you've eaten half look over at a person (from the nose down your face should be covered in chocolate)

"Want one?" with a full mouth
 
Choose an attendant, get a camcorder out and film their every move. When asked politely to turn the camera off, convince the attendant that they agreed to be filmed to monitor the side effects of a new drug, which they agreed to be trialled on this morning, that may affect their short-term memory.
 
(For those of you familiar with the excellent burgers at In'N'Out) Do like my mother did one time, and drive up to the McDonald's drive thru asking for a double double, lol.
 
go to sonic and order a route 44 sprite with every single one of those little add ins in it and listen to the girl or guy try to repeat it back to you and then when they cum out say I DIDNT ORDER THAT PIECE OF CRAP and throw pennies at him/her
 
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