Just a couple things. I know this is all in fun but I would hope none of you would go and do most of these things. For one its rude and as a long time server and restaurant worker I work extremely hard and we get treated badly all the time. We don't need people doing it on purpose. I can remember working 14 hour shifts with one 20 minute break. Its not an easy job and being mean to us is not fair.
and the other thing, not only is it rude but its not a good idea to do a lot of these things in matters of your health. many of us servers have a limit and when we get a really annoying customer or rude one we tend to break. I could tell horror stories of the things I've seen servers do. From spitting in food, throwing your steak into the drain pit and stomping on it before serving it, to dropping water down your back while making it look like an accident. I personally went so far as to shove a guy's face into his plate of spaghetti. and hard. his nose was bleeding. And there are some things that are even worse. So for your health, don't be too rude or annoying to your server.
otherwise have fun with the ideas.
and the other thing, not only is it rude but its not a good idea to do a lot of these things in matters of your health. many of us servers have a limit and when we get a really annoying customer or rude one we tend to break. I could tell horror stories of the things I've seen servers do. From spitting in food, throwing your steak into the drain pit and stomping on it before serving it, to dropping water down your back while making it look like an accident. I personally went so far as to shove a guy's face into his plate of spaghetti. and hard. his nose was bleeding. And there are some things that are even worse. So for your health, don't be too rude or annoying to your server.
otherwise have fun with the ideas.