622. When "I'll get off in a minute" becomes "I'll get off just as soon as I've finished posting in all these threads, bumping old threads from 2 years ago, posting in the threads again because somebody else posted in them while I was bumping old threads, bumping a few more old threads, making up a few addictions, and writing a 75,000 word novel on the word cheese and posting it in the Professor's Writing Club."