1000 Ways You're Addicted to Narniafans...Part II

-151. He says they have high fructose corn syrup, and that corn syrup is unethical. (He's on a health kick right now.)
 
Glenburne said:
-151. He says they have high fructose corn syrup, and that corn syrup is unethical. (He's on a health kick right now.)
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-152. Oh, dear. Perhaps generic Honey Bunches of Oats? (Believe me, when you're a bachelor who isn't getting enough hours at work, somehow generic stuff tastes a lot better than the name brands... ;))
 
-153. Toodles isn't sure; you'll have to check the ingredients for corn syrup first. He has nothing against generic brands, however. They are cheaper. And saving money is ethical.
 
-154. When the Moby Dick doodle gives you shudders, because there's a whale.

-155. When green calms you.

-156. When the Insane Asylum is home, even if you are perpetually trying to escape.

-157. When you are not a tree.
 
-158. But the person above you is a Tree.
-159. With lovely piney branches.
-160. When you suddenly draw disturbing connections between the Tree's piney branches and the dangerous pine forest in your story....
 
-161. When you tire of forever having to defend your identity.
-162. When you can never watch an opera without bursting out in laughter several times as you recall fondly an acquaintance from a certain green lawn.
-163. When t comforts you that there will always be new duffers.
-164. When you occasionally see the ghost of hb wandering the corridors of the IA.

(I never knew he haunted.)
 
164.5. (I very much doubt he knew that either)
165. When you come back...and back...and back...and back...and back...and back...and back...and back...all the days of your (hitherto boring) Life.
 
-167. When you point out to a long missed member that we are now in the negatives.
-168. When you bring her to court for confusing the Count.
-169. When you try said member and find her guilty.
-170. When you hang her.
-171. When you go off to find her CW.
 
172. When you refuse to comply with such newfangled nonsense rules...
173. But escape the ridiculous trumped up charges by pointing out an ulterior motive in play...
174. And also point out that certain members above have slipped and referred to my CW as...well...belonging to me, Lady of Lorien...
175. ...and ride triumphantly into the sunset.
 
-176. When someone's lack of respect for the Count drives you further insane (if it were possible)

-177. When you sic your squirrels on her. *glare* (It's a rare honor, usually reserved for Glenbrunita)

-178. When you also send out squirrel emissaries to secure an alliance with the cats.
 
-180. When you actually agree with Lossilition about the Count, and do your best to protect him (or her), no matter how negative he (or she) is.
 
-186. When you drop by to use the Duffer Encyclopediae even when you haven't been active in ages... :p
-187. When you know how the count works. :rolleyes:

:D
 
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