1000 Ways You're Addicted to Narniafans...Part II

[Lady of Narnia]

793. You knew it! It makes you happy to correct the post count because it always fulfulls your predictions.

(Thanks LoN! Sorry to mess up your immersion in the story...but...)

792. You know all about the DLF that lives in the Mod lounge....

(No prob, Derny! And it's okay! It's kinda funny! I just put you in for Eyown (sp?) and put the others in for the orcs! lol. I seriously have too much time on my hands...)

 

[Pianoplayer888]

791: You have tons of pies in the fridge waiting as ammo for when the Duffer army is assembled to take over the world.

790: You get over 100 posts in a week.

 

[Lady of Narnia]

790. You have named you slippers: slipper 1 and slipper 2

 

[Pianoplayer888]

Wait wait wait. We got confused. I edited my post. Therefore yours was 789 and this is 788: You make it your life's ambition to achieve every single number on here.

Edit: 787: You direct an -ite effort to write a letter to the person you are an -ite of.

 

[Lady of Narnia]

787: You read every single old roleplay that you can dig up, just for the fun of it...

 

[Pianoplayer888]

Lol. I'll just stop editing my posts.
Yours was 786, and this is 785: You try and get all 1000 reasons to be addicted to NarniaFans by Christmas.

 

[Dernhelm]

764. You remember the Aslan's How RPG. (Reminisces...)

 

[Dernhelm]

763. You double post to keep this thread alive.

 

[SongsofLife]

762. You figure out how to access TDL wirelessly while away from home on your new PDA!

 

[Lossëndil]

761. You spend the whole morning reading every single post in the first 57 pages of the original Cheese Whiz thread.

 

[Dernhelm]

760. Addictions like the one above warm your heart. (Believe me, I've done it before. Such fun.)

 

[Smaug]

759: Making new narnian fan friends

 

[Lossëndil]

758. When you post here, here, and here (all in one day).

 

[Olórin the Wise]

757. When you know why there are 3 of these threads.

 

[Lossëndil]

756. When you know ES's name before he changed it.

Why are there three threads?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Well, originally there was only one, but it got too big. So, HB moved it, and started a second thread. However, that thread slipped to the second page, and HB, being as he is rather short on short-term-memory, decided he must have forgotten to start a second thread (never thinking that it might be on page 2 ), and so the next one was born. Then, a while later, somebody thought that it would be a good idea to start one about Dufferland, instead of just NF in general (never realizing that to those who post in Dufferland, where these threads were [and still are] located, NF and Dufferland are essentially synonymous), and so the third one was born.

755. When the amount of sleep-time you have lost while posting on NF, if it were converted to actual sleep, would be enough to refresh an entire army of caffeine addicts.

 

[Lossëndil]

754. When you are so addicted that you forget to go to school.

(luckily, I was just supposed to go back for a fellowship, which is not compulsory)

 

[Dernhelm]

753. Correction, when you regularly post in all THREE threads.

 

[Lossëndil]

752. When you post, and post, and post and post, and post post, and post, and post and post, and post (and all the rest), trying to be as productive as you can before your parents wake up and yell at you for being on the computer.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

'productive'?

751. The sight of cheese makes you either burst out laughing, or fall to your knees and sing songs of praise for the Cheese, glorious Cheese, marvellous Cheese...