I can eat the cake!
By the way, not every katana is a daito. The standard katana was no longer than a reasonably long one-handed sword, but the amount of its length given over to the hilt allowed a two-handed grip which gave more control and force. One of the greatest foes ever to challenge the great ronin Musashi was a man who used a really long daito. To defeat him, Musashi resorted to wielding a boat oar.
Balloons vs. crepe paper as party decoration?