Adventure through Middle-Earth

Seeing that most people are unsettled by the presence of the Witch King...

*waves at the Witch King*

Calm down, don't breathe hard. Your Fell Beast might catch us later on the journey while being airborne. Oh, and by the way, you are going with me to Amon Amarth.
 
Okay everybody! Look closely out of your window and take pics! We are going to the Shire right now! If you look closely you see all famous places.....of course we stop in Hobbitton *whacks Frodo* OUCH! You don't have to kick me Frodo!

*Struggles with WK*
WK: I AM TAKING MY FELL BEAST WITH ME!
Me: But you ALREADY KNOW the Shire!
WK: So what????? I paid for this trip and will stay!

*Whacks WK*
*WK whacks me*

Oke...he waves at you Hergungwyrm
 
Witch King... come here.

*Witch King approaches to me. And before he speaks...*

If you are patient enough, if you can hold on till we reach our destination, then your Fell Beast will be more than happy to get along with us... oh, and that means the rest of the Nazgûl, too.

WK: What kind of a promise is that which comes from a young man like you?

*gets iPod from his pocket*

HW: There you hav... oh, gee... you have no ears... Mmh, how am I going to do it

*Witch King stands with a serious pose as he stares*

HW: OK... let me try something different... here I have some other... earbuds... ehm, other headphones... and they'll go... attached to your helm/mask.

*manages somehow to attach the headphones to Witch King's head*

WK: What is this sound?

HW: You will never expect to afford that such an entity like you will come to appreciate something made by humans... music by humans, right?

WK: But these ones are not common humans! They sound so evil!

HW: The only I can tell you is... that such music comes from a band called Nazgûl.

WK: ?

HW: Wait till the song finishes and I'll explain it to you.

As the Witch King is amazed by the magical device...

HW: See, now he's entertained. You can keep with the tour.:D
 
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Finally he shuts up (WK and not HW ;) )
Now look...another person enters the bus...........Khamûl!

Khamûl: Is Frodo here?
Frodo: What do you want?
Khamûl: Here...a letter from sauron. It's an invitation for all of you to watch the latest Mordor fireworks at Mount Doom and if you are there you can see the famous Ring throw action

Me: Let us go!

Balrog: Hold on..............we are going..

WK: WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Balrog: What is it?
WK: LOOK! It's Eowyn!
Eowyn: Can I join please?
WK: Of course! You can sit next to me! *kicks off Fell Beast*
Eowyn: Do I know you?
WK: Not yet but you soon will

Balrog: Okay........hold on................ *presses speed pedal down*
 
*thinking*

HW: Is it me or Witch King has a crush on Eowyn? Emh... I'll later ask him. Oh, and Mount Doom... Fireworks? I have to tell Witch King about my idea before the tour ends.

Mrs. Gil-Galad Took, Which is going to be the last destination?

[You know, I wonder how was it possible that a Fell Beast and a Balrog managed to get into the bus. But laws of physics can't always be followed... or broken. So I won't try something wacky here. XP]
 
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*The Mouth of Sauron stands upon road to Hobbiton*

MOS: I have a ticket for the tour.. stop in name of the Lidless Eye!

Me: Great.. Mr. big mouth himself.. how did he get a ticket?
 
Gondorgirl said:
There are four seats that can be considered the back of the bus, one for me, one for Faramir, one for you and one for Arwen :D
Click to expand...

Who says you get to sit by Faramir?! *Pulls out sword and challenges Gondorgirl to a duel...when we get to the next stop:p*

The Balrog's driving is making me nervous; are there seatbelts on this bus?
 
Me: Why wondering about who's coming and what are we going to see? Well, at least I need to know if my most important destination is going to be the end of this tour... And stop wondering, let yourselves be surprised by the world, no matter how many times have seen it or read it.

After breaking the Fourth Wall, Hergungwyrm approaches to the Mouth of Sauron.

Me: Most disturbing and foul courier, I ask you to sit by me. I have something that will leave you amazed like the Witch King...

Ehm... gee... not again. You have no ears! But... will I risk to tell him to take of his helm? It could be really disturbing for everyone here (save for me and the monsters) to see the Mouth of Sauron's real face.

Once again, and defying the laws described by the canon of the Middle Earth world (or universe), The Mouth of Sauron uses his cloak to cover his head while he removes his helm. As soon as Hergungwyrm watches his head...

Me: ¡ÓRALE! ........................................... Ah, there they are. Ears.

*manages to put the earbuds in Mouth of Sauron's head*

Me: This is what I want to happen in our last destination.

The Mouth of Sauron smirked, and Hergungwyrm mirrored the feeling.

*The Mouth of Sauron puts again his helmet and no longer is covered by the cloak*

[Now, let's see if the bus will grow bigger, magically, if more people is interested to join. So, this makes me to daydream that our bus should be Grond. Yep, Grond with tires! XP]
 
*magically (Deus-Ex-Machinally) the bus is divided into sections for good and evil*.

Me: Grima, come here and stop playing the redeemed guy already.

*snif, snif*

Now you don't stink like horse.
 
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