Another lame joke...

Good one. Yes, this is the joke thread for the newcomers. Anybody else got any others? Here's one--
When I introduced myself to somebody, saying my name was aslan_fan, he asked me, "Are you a fan of Narnia?"
 
The lamest one of all...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
 
This is based on the one aslan_fan said (When I introduced myself to somebody, saying my name was aslan_fan, he asked me, "Are you a fan of Narnia?"):
When I say "I'm the Number one Harry Potter Fan", people say, "Do you like Harry Potter?"
 
Aslan's Beloved Daughter said:
Boy: There were two birds in a tree: one named Pete, the other named Repeat. Pete flew away, who was left?

Girl: Repeat.

Boy: There were two birds in a tree...
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lol............
 
Elf Of The Grey Havens said:
Two sausages were in a pan. One said "boy, it's hot in here, huh?" The other one said "OMG LOOK! A TALKING SAUSAGE!"
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That one actually made me laugh...
 
There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count. And those who can't

...yah
 
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Please don't drink and derive. Alchohol and Calculus don't mix.

7 out of every 5 people suffer from mathematics deficiency.
 
Elf Of The Grey Havens said:
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Please don't drink and derive. Alchohol and Calculus don't mix.

7 out of every 5 people suffer from mathematics deficiency.
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How do you get Dragon milk? From a cow with short legs

lol..
 
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