Another lame joke...

TrueNarniaFan said:
That's fine. It's funny. I have a whole collection of church jokes, but I don't want to offend anybody. (YEs, I am a Christian, and they are Christian-firendly.) Where are you from, Danny?

I'll risk only one:

A pastor went to an elderly person's house, saying, "Brother, do you believe in the hereafter?"
The man said, "Why, pastor, I'm there all the time. No matter where I am...in the attic, the basement, the kitchen...I'm always saying to myself, 'Now, what am I here after?'"
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Mwahahahhahah that's funny!!

I'm from Indonesia. N how about you, TNF?

Your joke remains me to another lame joke:

"Where do you born"
"Hospital."
:rolleyes:
 
Ah....so lucky you are!!!!

Meet Ed and the Eldest's crews! I can't wait to see your performance!! :rolleyes:

Just tell us what's your part if those movie finish, ok? Pleaseeeeeeeee!!!


Why pig has the pink colour for their skin?

Coz he feel ashamed to be a pig
 
Danny Darnia said:
Ah....so lucky you are!!!!

Meet Ed and the Eldest's crews! I can't wait to see your performance!! :rolleyes:

Just tell us what's your part if those movie finish, ok? Pleaseeeeeeeee!!!


Why pig has the pink colour for their skin?

Coz he feel ashamed to be a pig
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Will do.
Funny!
Why do they call it a blackboard when it's green? Or golden-delicious apples when they're red?
 
LOL.
You know when you're obsessed with computers when:
1. You go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and check your email on the way back to bed.
2. You start saying "LOL" when you hear something funny.
3. You talk IM language to your parents on the phone.
 
Ok. This is the best joke!

There were two muffin's in the oven.
One said to the other, "Man it's hot in here"
The other replied, "OH MY GOSH! A TALKING MUFFIN!!":eek:



lol. My Youth Group hates that joke, it's so lame now.:p :D
 
TrueNarniaFan said:
LOL.
You know when you're obsessed with computers when:
1. You go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and check your email on the way back to bed.
2. You start saying "LOL" when you hear something funny.
3. You talk IM language to your parents on the phone.
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OH my gosh!! I always think about saying "lol" when Im talking to a friend. It even worse when I say it with her.:eek: :p
 
There was once an Engligh cat and a French cat swimming the Channel. The English cat was called One Two Three and the French cat was called Un Deux Trois. Which cat won?
One Two Three as Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq(which is pronounced as sank)

And I KNOW its lame but its supposed to be!
 
^ don't too get i coz dont understand France :D, But it should be funny :D

How to put an elephant into the refrigerators?

Open the refrigerator's door, enter the elepahant and close the door
 
One Robber: Quick, the police are surrounding this place! Jump out the window!

Two Robber: But we're on the 13th floor!

One Robber: Now is not the time to be supersticious!
 
here is one of THE LAMEST.. this thing deserves a place in the "hall of lame jokes"

What is the cats favorite part of the computer?

THE MOUSE.

:D :rolleyes:
 
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