Anything You Can Eat I Can Eat Better!

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*eats purple and orange house with a purple door*

 

[GondorGirl]

*eats the song Blue*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*eats Time Machine*

 

[Zella]

*eats time*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*eats Father Time*

 

[GondorGirl]

*eats Father Christmas*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*eats amish buggy that just went past our house*

 

[GondorGirl]

*eats band name Amish Allergic Reaction*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*eats *

 

[Zella]

*eats eyes*

Eyeballs for sale!
Fresh eyeballs for sale!
Delicious, nutritious,
not moldy or stale.
Eyeballs from manticores,
ogres, and elves,
fierce dragon eyeballs
that cook by themselves.

Eyeballs served cold!
Eyeballs served hot!
If you like eyeballs,
then this is the spot.
Lade a glassful,
a bowlful, or pail-
Eyeballs! Fresh eyeballs!
Fresh eyeballs for sale!

(Sorry, couldn't resist. And for your information, I did not make that up.)

 

[Lossëndil]

(where's it from? I like it. o.0)

*eats eyeball seller*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*eats the bridge over the chasm*

 

[Ck-Oakenshield]

eats the whole galaxy

 

[SingingDryad~]

Hey,that was already eaten!
*eats Bengolarrea*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*eats ~!$%&*))_(&^$#@@#%&?">?}@#%^&*() homework*

 

[Zella]

*eats English Revolution*

(where's it from? I like it. o.0)

It's from A Pizza the Size of the Sun by Jack Prelutsky. He writes funny poems.

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*eats Patriots*

 

[Zella]

*eats traitors*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*eats mercinaries*

 

[Zella]

*eats pirates*