Anything You Can Eat I Can Eat Better!

[CaspianGirl]

*eats Mirriam Webster*

 

[VictorianLady]

*eats Samuel johnson*

 

[Trisscar]

eats all celebs, except few favs.

 

[Smaug]

*eats Samuel johnson*

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!??!!


*eats dictionary*

 

[VictorianLady]

Well, Samuel Johnson wrote a dictionary, so technically, eating a dictionary wouldn't be greater than eating Johnson--not unless you put the creation above the creator.

But since you ate a dictionary...

*eats all books*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats eating*

 

[VictorianLady]

*eats food*

(Rationale: You ate eating which I equate with the digestive system. The digestive system was made for food, therefore I may legitimately say that in eating food, I eat something greater than eating. )

 

[Zella]

*eats oven*

 

[Lucy's maid]

*eats library*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats librarian*

 

[Sopespian]

*eats Dufferishness, like a good Telmarine*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats Telmarines*

 

[Sopespian]

*eats this universe and every other one, including myself* Now there is nothing to eat and this game must stop. Mwahahahaha!

 

[Lucy's maid]

but you can eat things twice! Narnia was eaten FOUR TIMES!!!!

 

[Glenburne]

Apparently the game wasn't eaten with all the universes, so... *eats game*

 

[VictorianLady]

*eats the depair in our hearts at the loss of this game*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats loss*

 

[VictorianLady]

*eats lossendil*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats dill pickles*

 

[VictorianLady]

*eats hamburgers*