Anything You Can Eat I Can Eat Better!

[theorangejello]

*eats the big bad wolf*

 

[Trisscar]

*eats hoodwinked*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats Little Red Riding Hood*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*eats Robin Hood*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats Sheriff of Nottingham*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*eats Nottingham*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats Sherwood Forrest*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*eats waterfall*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats gravity*

 

[SingingDryad~]

*eats Henryk Sienkiewicz's Trylogia*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats all Polish scientists*

 

[Zella]

*eats all scientists*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats all, period*

 

[Zella]

*eats comma*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats punctuation*

 

[Zella]

*eats words*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats sentences* *criminals all go free*

 

[Zella]

*eats unused jails*

 

[Glenburne]

*eats guards*

 

[Trisscar]

*eats weapons* *crime rates drop, wars end*