Anything You Can Eat I Can Eat Better!

[Anna Pendleton]

*eats whole realm*

 

[Smaug]

*eats Canis Majoris*

 

[Zella]

*Eats not knowing what that is*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*eats Canis Majoris*

*Eats not knowing what that is*

I'm pretty sure its a star....a star or a galaxy.


*eats the 12 space colonies*

 

[Zella]

*Eats space*

 

[MissReepicheep]

*eats time and space*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*eats Time Machine*

 

[MissReepicheep]

*eats the TARDIS*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*eats the Wood Between the Worlds*

 

[Lossëndil]

*eats Narnia books*

 

[MissReepicheep]

*eats Narnia itself*

 

[Lossëndil]

*eats (sacrilegious as this may be) Mr. C.S. Lewis*

 

[MissReepicheep]

*eats the Inklings*

 

[Lossëndil]

*eats ink*

 

[MissReepicheep]

*eats paper*

 

[Lossëndil]

*eats trees*

 

[MissReepicheep]

*eats all vegetation*

 

[Zella]

*Eats dirt*

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

*eats (or would it be drinks?) all the water on the earth, under the earth and in Narnia*

 

[Zella]

*Eats air*