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The Spanish Inquisition
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Have you seen To Kill a Mockingbird?
Do you realize Gregory Peck kicks butt?
What's the Official Movie of Telmar?
Do you realize Gregory Peck kicks butt?
What's the Official Movie of Telmar?
Sopespian
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Naw. If you have a Snickers bar, however...
The sun took a nine-hundred-year break during that time.
Nope.
Uh... no.
Candleshoe.
Are any Telmarines going to miss me while I disappear this week?
Sopespian
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Are any Telmarines going to miss me while I disappear this week?
Who said that? Where are you? I know I heard a voice somewhere...
How could I best exploit being invisible?
Sopespian
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Well, although I don't celebrate Halloween, it might come in handy...
ndfan1993
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Have you or any other Telmarines started Christmas shopping yet?
Have I already asked that question?
Will any trick or treat-ers come to my house and eat all the bunches of candy I bought?
Dost thou owneth a kindle/nook? If not, which one wouldst thou adviseth me to buy?
Why hath I suddenly gaineth..ed an odd accent?
Have I already asked that question?
Will any trick or treat-ers come to my house and eat all the bunches of candy I bought?
Dost thou owneth a kindle/nook? If not, which one wouldst thou adviseth me to buy?
Why hath I suddenly gaineth..ed an odd accent?
Sopespian
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Have you or any other Telmarines started Christmas shopping yet?
Have I already asked that question?
Will any trick or treat-ers come to my house and eat all the bunches of candy I bought?
Dost thou owneth a kindle/nook? If not, which one wouldst thou adviseth me to buy?
Why hath I suddenly gaineth..ed an odd accent?
Nope.
Nope.
Yes.
Nope. Neither.
You've been listening to Glen too much.
I protest thee, thou Telmarine, for I merely seek to expand the possibilities inherent in the English language. And I also affirm that I do not speak thus eternally, but do cultivate variety in my speech.
As for thee, why do thou and thy Telmarines fail to speak the admirable Tongue?
Zella
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The sun took a nine-hundred-year break during that time.
Nope. It was because there were so many knights.
Telmarines aside, which is your favorite of the Narnia movies?
The Spanish Inquisition
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Why is my nose running?
Want a gummi bear?
Did you expect the Spanish Inquisition?
Want a gummi bear?
Did you expect the Spanish Inquisition?
Will my fantasy team beat the guy who is number 1 in our league right now?
Sopespian
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We lahk tuh spick in a Suddern ac-sayuhnt.
Nope. It was because there were so many knights.
Telmarines aside, which is your favorite of the Narnia movies?
Prince Caspian anyway.
It's running for president!
Sure!
Of course!
Only if you have Aaron Rodgers.
The Spanish Inquisition
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Do you like French Fries?
Will you memorize this monolouge for me?
Will you memorize this monolouge for me?
Sopespian
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Yes!
What monologue?
The Spanish Inquisition
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It's from the play Oleanna.
Will the couple in front of me please stop being all clingly in public?
Will you steal that guy's hat for me?
Sopespian
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Okay.
Ewww. That's frustrating.
I'm sorry; I don't steal things.
The Spanish Inquisition
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Will you borrow it, then?
Will you magically make someone cool and nice come randomly sit at my table so I'm not eating lunch all alone?
Will you magically make someone cool and nice come randomly sit at my table so I'm not eating lunch all alone?
Sopespian
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Okay.
Well, I'd come, but I don't know where you are!