Once upon a time in the land of Charn there lived a little girl who was always mean to everyone. She frightened the horses, tied tin cans to the carriages and once, when she was feeling especially naughty, had ten people selected at random to be burned at the stake. And they did her bidding because she was in fact a princess.
Father Christmas never brought her presents which used to irritate her greatly. She had a dartboard with Father Christmas' face on it and every time she threw a dart she'd have one of her slaves scream "OUCH!" so she could get the jollies.
One day that was not enough for her. So she destroyed her world, packed her bags and went over to Narnia. And as soon as she got there she outlawed the Christmas.
Which brings us to Aslan...the Lion who Saved Christmas....
Father Christmas never brought her presents which used to irritate her greatly. She had a dartboard with Father Christmas' face on it and every time she threw a dart she'd have one of her slaves scream "OUCH!" so she could get the jollies.
One day that was not enough for her. So she destroyed her world, packed her bags and went over to Narnia. And as soon as she got there she outlawed the Christmas.
Which brings us to Aslan...the Lion who Saved Christmas....
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