Benonites II

I love it. When you are done it is going to be pure comic genius. :D

Oh yes it will! I have another piece about his life as a kid(so cute! I wish i could find his yearbook pictures:))
And theres this mean girl with pig-tails that steals his desert all the time.
She doesn't even ask,she just takes it off your tray and eats it,and Ben just sits there sighing and staring at the empty spot.
So it goes:
Kindergarden:Chocolate chip cookies
Elementary school:Brownies
Junior high:pudding
High school:pie
So then he goes to college and thinks he'll get to keep the sundaes they let you get on thursdays because she doesn't go but.....he's wrong and she enrolls at the same college and steals his ice cream:D
So Then you remember how he wanted to drop out of high school? I made him say this:
"Her stealing my desert every time was acually more of the reason I wanted to drop out"
 
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Well I don't believe the sleep thing has anything to do with it,I spent a whole week and more waking up around 6:00 am and going to bed late and I looked maybe a little YOUNGER!
Plus brits grow backwards and have babyfaces,his pop is 40 something or older and his most recent picture makes him look like he was in his 30s(yes I follow Ben's parents too)
I don't mind the beard at all,I actually got kind of used to it after he did it for Locked In and stuff,but I could not handle it in VOTD. I do NOT know why.
I think maybe it's the hair and the pants throwing it off. I CANNOT TAKE TIGHT PANTS LIKE THAT! GAAAAHH NIGHTMARES!:p
make me sicky.
About the portrait,He's a brit and brits have baby faces.I mean,he doesn't look like a baby,but something about them stays young until maybe their sixties or so.
Like he looks EXACTLY the same from his early twenties and teens now,and he's almost 30!
So Dorian Gray has nothing to do with it,(oh and PLEEEEAAASSEEE don't bring that up anymore,I get sick and feel wierd in the stomach...kind of like he did:D)
Okay.....maybe we should move this discussion to the Benonites thread eh Chish?

Yes I've seen pics of his parents as well. I'm just saying I think he pulls the look off well and I don't blame him if he looks a tad bit closer to 28 than he normally does :D And I am with you :D No more mentions of "that movie"
 
Many thanks on the "movie"....
I just got some new pictures of him..can't tell what year exactly they're from but they are recent.
He's wearing a blue sweater and has a backpack,it's really sunny and he's in front of some pale building.
I believe it's posed because whoever took it caught him right as the wind blew his hair up a little and it looks so COOL!
Also anyone notice the "dot"?
Its his birthmark right by his left eye,you can tell wether he's wearing some sort of makeup(y'know for fancy pictures) because the dot is paler,when its very obvious and his skin is more flesh colored than stark white,he's not wearing makeup.
I've been looking really closely at all my pictures finding all the weird face marks and He a weird discoloring on the left side of his upperlip and on either side of his nose. But It's only visible when he's not wearing makeup or airbrushing or whatever.
See,our old boy's got a few weird spots!
 
Oh and has anyone tried to find his college year book pictures yet?
I'm still looking but no luck yet,with hope maybe his mom(who has facebook) will distribute a few baby photos!:D Oh I hope she does that just to embarrass him!(you know how mom's are) that would be veeeeeeeeeeeeeeery funny
 
Oh and has anyone tried to find his college year book pictures yet?
I'm still looking but no luck yet,with hope maybe his mom(who has facebook) will distribute a few baby photos!:D Oh I hope she does that just to embarrass him!(you know how mom's are) that would be veeeeeeeeeeeeeeery funny
That would be awesome!!! If you find them you have to post them here! :D ;)
 
You know I would! Oh and just a suggestion if anyone fan-mails him something personal.....
First draw a very nice picture and act all sweet and innocent like a 4 year old.
I drew one with his name on it and then wrote a quality for each letter(Really buttered it)
Then write a separate note with your letter/questions on it,acting veeeeeeeery cute like a little little girl(make your handwriting a little scribbly)
THEN draw another picture for the AGENT and write him a note asking him to give this letter to Ben soon. And Reeeeeeeally butter up the agent,like say
"I hear you're a really good agent and you work great with Ben. I would've sent roses but I didn't have enough stamps"
Then wait for an answer...I GOT A PHONE CALL!
Only I didn't get to answer it....dang...Hazel answered the phone and I was two states away.
I was bouncing off the walls the night she called me and told me the Agent called though..I was like OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG HE CALLED BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Sugar hype:D
But anyway I KNOW it was him because hazel said it sounded like a black person on the phone but he also had a british accent(seen him walking around with a person who could match that voice when he goes to talk shows)
And also In my letter I said not to leave a message...so when they asked for me and hazel said I wasn't here he just said,"Oh OKay." and hung up...
HYPE! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH I AM PURE GENIUS!
Thats when my mom thinks she can't get someone to do something I'm like "Let me sweet talk him,My skills haven't failed me yet!" But of course I can't tell her who I used them on...she STILL doesn't know I mailed 3 FREAKING letters to him:D:D
 
Very big shame,otherwise I'd flaunt it in all Ben Barnes fan societies and NEVER tell them how I did it.
I'm gonna bribe his agent again after I move so Maybe I'll get a call then...But what to ask?
All I want to know is what Jack looks like,what his favorite color is,what the name of his cat was,and if he lives in an apartment.
Then I'll ask him if he wants a copy of the fan-fiction,and not to show it to Adamson or sue me if he doesn't like how i portrayed him.
Whoa,I think I just answered my own question:D
 
Yes his mum has facebook,WHICH IS AWESOME! WMAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Eviiiiiiiil! sorry...Oh and by the way,any of you guys seen THIS yet?
I couldn't stop laughing when it turned up and I kept saying, "Harry potter harry potter harry potter":D
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Its actually an interview on some british show,but don't watch it...they bring up Dorian Gray and I don't want anyone to scare the pants off themselves by accident,but the pictures were DANG funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 
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Yes his mum has facebook,WHICH IS AWESOME! WMAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Eviiiiiiiil! sorry...Oh and by the way,any of you guys seen THIS yet?
I couldn't stop laughing when it turned up and I kept saying, "Harry potter harry potter harry potter":D
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Its actually an interview on some british show,but don't watch it...they bring up Dorian Gray and I don't want anyone to scare the pants off themselves by accident,but the pictures were DANG funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That's hysterical!!!! xD


And I LOVE your sig <3 <3 <3 <3.
 
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That's hysterical!!!! xD


And I LOVE your sig <3 <3 <3 <3.

I know right? He's so funny! He's got that wacky sense of humor like me.
My sis said, "Kay so when you grow up and marry him you can be in the same mood"
But I made him answer "Every word that comes out of my mouth,she laughs,I wonder if it's the accent?"
I was saying that I'd more be in the goofy mood than him.
Here's some pics I made on glogster.com
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Heres just a GORGEOUS pic(un edited)
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Whenever anyone says Gorgeous he comes to mind...it's like..HE OWNS the word o_O
 
BAHAHAHAHAH Harry Potter :p

btw. LOVE the pics :D

Thanks! My sig is another one of those I made.
I can't stop laughing about that harry potter pic either:D
Oh and wanna hear what My 3 yr old bro has been doing since he learned how to say "Ben Barnes"?
He starts walking all crooked and wonky,kicking his legs up and jerking his head around saying "This is how Ben Barnes walks" XD Made me SOOOOOOOO embarrassed,yet it was sooooooooo funny
 
Thanks! My sig is another one of those I made.
I can't stop laughing about that harry potter pic either:D
Oh and wanna hear what My 3 yr old bro has been doing since he learned how to say "Ben Barnes"?
He starts walking all crooked and wonky,kicking his legs up and jerking his head around saying "This is how Ben Barnes walks" XD Made me SOOOOOOOO embarrassed,yet it was sooooooooo funny
Oh wow, you SO have to get a video of that! :D xD
 
Thanks! My sig is another one of those I made.
I can't stop laughing about that harry potter pic either:D
Oh and wanna hear what My 3 yr old bro has been doing since he learned how to say "Ben Barnes"?
He starts walking all crooked and wonky,kicking his legs up and jerking his head around saying "This is how Ben Barnes walks" XD Made me SOOOOOOOO embarrassed,yet it was sooooooooo funny

LMAO youtube :p
 
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