Black Cloak vs Dead Rain

[insert Superman tune]TA, TA-TA TA-TA...

Lieke: *flies in wearing a cape*
Everyone: *glare*
Superlieke: What?
Olorinsesss: that's... a cape...
Superlieke: ...i know that.
MF: It is pink...
Superlieke: point please...
Dernhelm: With golden stripes and it says 'Superlieke the magnificent'
Trumpkin: *glare*
Edmund: You might want to skip that last part.
All: Huh?
Olorinsesss: Guys, this might be a Narnia forum, but that doesn't mean that you have any right to interfere in our conversations.
Edmund: What? If it wasn't for us you wouldn't even be here!
Dernhelm: So, you're trying to be smart, ha? Are you? Do you know who you're messing with, bro?
Trumpkin: A guy with a beard, a girl with Freckels that reflect light, a girl in denial and one wearing a cape???
NF Forum members: *have a moment of self-reflection* Well...
MF: *ATTACK*
Caspian: *randomly appears out of nowhere* AAHHH *fights*
Peter: *fights back*
Caspian: dude, what are you doing, i know you hate me, but come on, they are the real enemy...
Peter: Ah, i was wondering about them *attacks them* OOOHHH AAAHHH
Superlieke: Really, you should really stop that oohing and aahing while fighting, it's like sooo annoying.
Peter: Butbutbutbutbutbut *cries*
Dernhelm: oh great...
Susan: You made my brother cry, prepare to die!
MF: Ahum, you are not supposed to fight... *points at book*
Susan: :eek: *vanishes in a puff of logic*
Superlieke: Mhuahahahaha, great, again!
Bowl of Petunias: Hey, that's a great twist to my usually boring sentence.
Superlieke: Thanks, i like it too, it's like... feeling great... like a fresh wind after a hot summer day, or like the sun setting while...
Caspian: Ahum, we're kinda losing the point here...
Olorinsesss: You are suggesting there was a point in the first place?
Edmund: Well... i sure hope so, you made my sis dissapear, my brother cry and you made Trumpkin all sarcastic again, it isn't that bad that you push my little sis off a cliff ye...
Dernhelm: *pushes Lucy off cliff*
Edmund: i'll rephrase: it is already so bad that you pushed my little sis off a cliff, so there must be some point in this. And i mean, if there isn't a reason for someone wearing a cape like that, i'm going to kill someone...
Trumpkin: *backs away*
Superlieke: Stop insulting my magnificent cape, it's almost as cool as i am...
Everyone: *glare*
Superlieke: *clears throat* Anyway, i know the point.
Everyone:...
Edmund: Would you please share it, after losing two queens, a king we wouldn't want to be losing more persons, huh? *glares at Trumpkin*
Superlieke: okay, here it comes. Derny?
Dernhelm: Yes?
Lieke: THREAD KILLER!! *flies away*
Edmund: This... is... sad...
Olorinsesss: We know, we've tried to, you know, get her to regain her sanity, but well...
Edmund: why are you even on that forum anymore?
NF Forum folks: Well... no life and such.
Narnia guys: Ah.
 
i bet steven spielberg would mop your floors for eternity if he could make your scripts into a movie, lieke... *wipes tears from eyes* that was beautiful!
only it made me kinda look like a dork without a life...
*reflects*
on the other hand, it reminded me of my own existence...
 
We must consider our place in the universe.

"super"lieke: My place in the universe is ON TOP!! HA!
Olorin: :rolleyes:
Lieke: Thread killer!
Bowl of Petunias: Oh no, not again...
Everybody: Why do YOU care?
BoP: I don't, I just thought I'd go ahead and say my line before anybody could steal it.
Trumpkin: I don't understand...
Lieke: It's from a book. Or rather, a movie that was based on a book.
Trumpkin: Movie?
Lieke: Motion picture.
Trumpkin: Oh, you mean, like, enchanted?
Lieke: You've seen Enchanted?
Trumpkin: What? I thought you were talking about an enchanted picture.
Lieke: Oh... nevermind.
Trumpkin. Are you saying that I don't have a mind?!
Lieke: *sigh*
Trumpkin: *charges*
Lieke: *steps aside to reveal she was standing on the edge of a cliff*
Trumpkin: AAAAAAAHHHHH! *falls*
Lieke: Good riddance, anyway. The guy asked too many questions.
Trumpkin: *appears beside her* Are you insulting me?
Lieke: AUGH! Where did you come from?
Trumpkin: I'm a fictional character, so you can't kill me! Nyah nyah!
Lieke: *glare*
Trumpkin: And glaring doesn't do anything either.
Lieke: 42!
Trumpkin: What?
Lieke: It's the Ultimate Answer! You should be cowering in fear! AAARRRGH! Why does this never work?
Trumpkin: *blink*
Lieke: It's all in here, see? *hands him Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy* Bless me, what do they teach in these schools?
Trumpkin: What's a galaxy?
Lieke: *despairs*
 
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