Black Cloak vs Dead Rain

[Lady Callandra]

yeah, me too. I mean...why would he always practice flying by jumping off cliffs?

 

[Miss Freckles]

but belief is not the same as knowledge... not quite, at least.

 

[lieke]

It should be, if that were true my belief that potatoes can talk would actually provide something (and no, they can't fly)

 

[Miss Freckles]

you believe that potatoes can talk? okay, that's weird.

 

[Dernhelm]

Potatoes can TOO fly!

there there, little tater--it's all right. she doesn't know what she's saying.

 

[theorangejello]

does derny mean these?

 

[Miss Freckles]

well, they don't in europe. we eat them here

 

[Olórin the Wise]

We try to, but they're like mosquitoes. They dart and dodge, so hard to catch...

 

[Miss Freckles]

well, we had a couple centuries more to teach them manners. maybe you'll succeed one day.

 

[Dernhelm]

how could you?

 

[Miss Freckles]

the records are scarce, but i believe the brothers verflixt and prof. dr. zuugenaat contributed the most. not before the great potato war, though. half of france starved to death before the potatoes surrendered.

 

[Dernhelm]

Serves them right for eating the poor potatoes.

 

[Miss Freckles]

but we still hold them in high honour, you see. there are some very rich potato families around.
also, look at our achievements with chicken. they used to live high up in the mountains.

 

[Dernhelm]

*looks at MF in consternation*

 

[Miss Freckles]

we're currently discussing whether we should attempt to catch peter pan and hb. but there are many pessimists who voiced the belief that we would never succeed in disaviating them.

 

[lieke]

well, they don't in europe. we eat them here

Talk for your own country

I don't want to sacrifice potatoes in order to catch PP and HB, i mean, come on (I already own PP, i don't want to own HB, think of all the costs in the IA...)

 

[Miss Freckles]

Talk for your own country

I don't want to sacrifice potatoes in order to catch PP and HB, i mean, come on (I already own PP, i don't want to own HB, think of all the costs in the IA...)

i own peter pan as well, but i didn't know there was a movie about hb?

it's probably R rated anyway...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Yes, probably... "Rated R for excessive insanity" or something like that. They don't want to corrupt the young, you see.

the records are scarce, but i believe the brothers verflixt and prof. dr. zuugenaat contributed the most. not before the great potato war, though. half of france starved to death before the potatoes surrendered.

I thought it was Ireland that almost starved?

we're currently discussing whether we should attempt to catch peter pan and hb. but there are many pessimists who voiced the belief that we would never succeed in disaviating them.

No, because HB would just running around shouting "he can fly!" at Peter Pan. What you need to do is lock them up in separate cells.

 

[Dernhelm]

*sigh* Your great learning is preventing you from seeing the obvious, Olorin. The Irish potato famine was not caused by the rebellion of said potatoes, but rather by their demise. MF is talking about something else.

 

[Miss Freckles]

*sigh* Your great learning is preventing you from seeing the obvious, Olorin. The Irish potato famine was not caused by the rebellion of said potatoes, but rather by their demise. MF is talking about something else.

and what is that again?