Poor Lieke...
Let us all now be silent for a moment, out of sympathy for this poor, deprived soul... ok, moment over.
toj said:
*attacks oly's notes*
*steals oly's cw*
*puts oly's cw next to mf*
MF: CW!! *grabs it and strokes it*
Voice: WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBERRRR?
MF: *looks around* Who? What? Where? When?
Help!
Voice: Well? I'm waiting...
MF: Waiting for what?
Voice: For you to tell me who you are!
MF: *opens mouth* *gets sudden idea* You may well ask, for that is a long tale... I am she who passes over cliffs and under cliffs, and off of cliffs my path has led... *goes on in this vein for some time*
Voice: I'm getting tired of this. *sudden flash of light* *CW genie appears next to MF*
CW Genie: Now, mortal, you have a choice. You may die, or you may be killed, or you may be thrown off of a cliff. Which shall it be?
MF: Uh... how would I die and be killed?
Genie: A whale shall be thrown on top of you.
MF: And what happens if I get thrown off a cliff?
Genie: I wouldn't know, but I would assume a whale may fall on top of you. I believe that is the usual occurence in such circumstances.
MF: So all three choices are really the same thing?
That's not very fair!
Genie:
Well... it was the best I could come up with on short notice...
MF: Hmph! Even a halfway decent genie could do better than that! I'm going to tell all the genies I meet about this failure!
Genie: Oh no, please don't do that... I'll do anything! I'll be your slave for life!
MF: You will? Hm...
Genie: Please, noble mistress, accept my humble offer of service...
MF: Alright, then. Your first task shall be: See that wizard over there? The one witht he beard? Now, first you're going to paint his beard pink, and then you're going to take him up to the top of a cliff...