Bring Back the Duffers! (Please Do Not Delete)

Useless fact #22: I almost succeeded in feeding my brother horseraddish, ketchup, honey mustard, butter and chocolate sauce, topped with pepper on a spoon.
But he broke his deal...
 
*IOWW the Iasc* said:
Useless fact #22: I almost succeeded in feeding my brother horseraddish, ketchup, honey mustard, butter and chocolate sauce, topped with pepper on a spoon.
But he broke his deal...
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ROTFL! that's hilarious! poor kid...

Useless Fact #23: I'm a duffer. Yep I can't get any more useless than that:rolleyes:
 
reepicheep_kid said:
I want to join do i need to do anything spical?
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Yes. You answer the troll under the bridge three questions. Then you must fight a giant bird monster named Algebra 1. Then you will come to a wishing well. DON'T wish in the wishing well. Its a trap. Drink from it. It will then give you a temporary ability to fly. Fly up to the cloud that looks like an ostridge. You will find a cow. Become friends with it. Get a glass of golden milk and bring it here. Then and only then will you be a duffer.
 
Useless Note#35826105837492741762392374976192737649721984792731763247918273872164918739216498127391246928736649: There is a button that is now rolling down the hallways of my school that will break into the computer lab and control the world.

Useless Note #24: Today my sister dressed her hand up as Thomas Jefferson, complete with a wig, and video taped it, repeating one exert from the Dec. of Indep.:rolleyes:
 
Hurrah! Who dragged this thread back out of the depths of....well, let's not say the depths of what...? [coffee]

We were just saying the duffers needed reviving.

Anyways, what number useless fact would I be.... Oh, I know... -3:
Did you know that in brownie pudding, the brownies float to the top and the goo sinks to the bottom? And the brownies are like seaweed...floating on the surface and rippling with it... Or like a boat. I wonder how it is to navigate a brownie boat?
 
Useless fact.......um...what was I saying...oh right a number...but what for I forget...oh forget the number: You know that the song Shakira or w/e doesn't help you in Civics!:eek: Shocker!
 
#....______(insert random number here) "If you would like to speak to the duffer-king, you're out of luck. If you would like to speak to the person in charge of the stone table, you will have to walk, because phones weren't invented in the stone age. If you would like to speak to the admin, press 780183987125046012986056120746374162-08`17156726816032742 (from memory), wait until you grow young again (who CARES if you're already young?) defeat all the stone table members in an argument, and present him with a slice of petrified pie. Then you fill out this simple 576-page questonnaire on your health, and go home happy. We will call you with any developments."
 
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Useless fact jonniecol: beep boop beep boop beep...yes...yea...yea...no way...OMM! you have got to be kidding...are you like so like serious...you like...i mean...oh wow...noooooooo way....he did...nu uh...oh no she didn't...oh no she didn't...don't make me make my Z formation...you know it girl!...yea...mmmmmm...yea...I so agree! He is like sooooooooooo hott...and the nails...yea...oh yea...they look like so like perfect...nu uh...nu uh...the...exactally...yea...OMM! Today my hair was like so ugly...like yea...so yea...okay...love you too...shopping Sat. don't forget...bye Specter. beep beep beep beep.
 
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