Bring Back the Duffers! (Please Do Not Delete)

[Lady of Lorien]

*runs after her* MY SHEILD!!! WAIT!

 

[Dernhelm]

*gets away*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*keeps running after LoL with axe* YOU won't get away!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*catches up with Dern and ducks behind her*

 

[Dernhelm]

*ducks behind LoL*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*ducks behind her and ties her to a tree*

 

[Dernhelm]

*Ack!*

Wait. If you're behind me, how can you tie me to a tree???

 

[Lady of Lorien]

I must be behind you...*thinks hard* aHA! We must be BOTH tied to the tree! That's the only way this works...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*sets up for axe swing* Ah, stationary targets! How kind of them!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

The tree is BETWEEN that axe and us...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*walks around tree* Now it's not...

 

[Dernhelm]

Uh-oh...

*has bright idea* *pulls out...The Butter-knife!* Ack! That won't do! It won't even cut through kleenex. *stuffs it back into pocket* Now, where is that...Ah ha! *pulls out BC's knife* *cuts ropes*

*runs*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*runs after her* wAIT!!! (No...let's try that again...) Wait!!! (excellent) You have to defend me, cuz you have BC's knife... All I have is...an inferior butterknife. Not even the butterknife...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*chops BC's knife into little pieces* *swings axe at Derny*

 

[Dernhelm]

Wait. No fair. I demand a rematch! You can't go around chopping knives into peices. 'Twouldn't work, really.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

But he could scorch 'em so you couldn't touch em....or melt 'em with citric acid...its dangerous stuff you know!

 

[Dernhelm]

*hisses* Don't suggest things!

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Sorry! *whispers* psst...or he could just bury it in the sand with his collection of ostrich heads.

Unlock the Mod's Lock-to-Unlock game/war...I wanna post and drive PotW up the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!

 

[PrinceOfTheWest]

(it woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorked!)

 

[Protagonist]

Cheese Pizza.