Bring Back the Duffers! (Please Do Not Delete)

Can I be a Duffer then?

Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever :D :D :D :D
 
dude duffers are almost like surfers because duffer rhymes with suffer and surfers like so suffer when they can't catch a sweet wave.
 
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'giggles hyperly at all the numbers and starts poking Chakel'
 
to be a duffer is to have an innate quality of randomness, oooh did you see the preview for XMen 3. a duffer must be very silly...i think a bird just flew by and hit the library window...a duffer posts things that never...wow, math is cool...make sense...why are kleenex so thin? I don't want to feel my snot...but that are always...look its a bad pun by an old guy on this site...funny to read.
 
The connection to Narnia is that in Dawn Treader, the dwarfs on the Island of the Voices are so stupid that their master Coriakin ("The Magician") has to rule them by magic and commands rather than guidance and wisdom. Lucy calls them duffers because they're so dense, but the magician had turned them into monopods. They kept getting the names confused and ended up dufflepuds.

That's why in the forum here, you can always hear them coming...

{thump...thump...thump...}
 
I like toast. Do you like toast? Toast is good, along with chocolate. I practically live at the duffer threads so I know how to post random things, we need more support though.

Duck! *quack* Chocolate rocks...randomness is awesome. :D

Long live the procrastinators!
 
onlymystory said:
what my explanation didn't cover it? it wasn't too confusing was it?
No - too erudite. You're just too much for everyone here, onlymystory. We can't take your rapier wit and scintillating phrasing.

You know what are cool? Giraffes.

{thump...thump...thump...}
 
i'd say i'm flattered but...oh look a sock on my floor. I'm sorry where was I? Oh yes, Once upon a time lived a great duffer, who tried to suffer but the floor needed a buffer. Then the cops tried to cuff her, and a stylist to fluff her. But she was full of hot air so she became a puffer, then talked to much so everyone tried to muff her. She was tuffer than most so suffered but little. And that is the story of one of the duffers.
 
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK. Time for a lesson from the Duffer King.

You people make a very good start, but need a little refinment. First, I'm gonna learn how to speel. Then, I will come back, and I expect a latté from a Duffer. Who ever gets it for me will have my eternal glory. OR, you can have this shiny penny. LOOK AT THE PENNY! YOU WANT THE PENNY! GO GET THE PENNY! AND GET ME A LATTé! Wait, LATTé, No, that didn't work either.... DARN IT! The é won't capitalize! I feel sad...so sad...but I won't feel sad if I get a latté! Latté! *wink wink*

Next, a brownie goes to everyone who is still reading this. You will get the brownie in the mail. And don't worry, I know where you sleep...er...live. No, I am not a stalker (yet)

Voice in Head 1: Yes you are!

Voice in Head 2: No he isn't!

Voice in Head 1: Yes he is! He knows where people sleep

Voice in Head 2: That doesn't mean he's a stalker

Voice in Head 1: YES IT DOES, YOU PSYCHO PATH!

Voice in Head 2: I am NOT a psycho path! (yet)

Voice in Head 1: HA! You admitted it!

Voice in Head 2: Admitted what?

Voice in Head 1: That your a psycho path!

Voice in Head 2: No I didn't!

Voice in Head 1. YES YOU DID!

Voice in Head 2: NO I DIDN'T

Voice in Head 1: YOU THOUGHT IT! AND SINCE I CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS, I KNOW YOU THINK YOU ARE A PSYCHO PATH

Holyboy666: QUIET! ALL OF YOU IN MY HEAD! QUIET!!!!

*weird looks are exchanged between the Duffers*

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I STILL WANT MY LATTé!
 
glamel said:
being a duffer needs lots of weirdiness,

and when i read HB's post,...


my head aches,......

You are not the first to say that...Read the Quotes About Holyboy666 (in my sig) and see who posted that first...:D
 
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