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Olórin the Wise said:
*strangles pet cicada to get the One Ring from it*

HAHAHAHAHAHA!


(Actually, my birthday isn't for another month, but what the heck? It's always good to be early, right?)
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i read the laughing part first because the capitals were so attention-seeking (stupid capitals...) and thought you were laughing because you had posted something funny, maybe. then i read the first part and thought. no. then i read the part in brackets and thought, oh my, should i call this third part or not, because it's just in brackets, so technically, it's not valid information, so why call it third part when there's basically nothing there except for side information, but then, the other two parts didn't contain much useful information either, did they now, and then i thought, hey, what a sad, empty post, and then i thought, but this is the duffers, and then i saw the deep orange magic inside your post and i had the urge to write a long meaningless post to drown in it the knowledge that it is amy's birthday and i almost forgot although i almost stayed up yesterday to be the first to congratulate her, which i would have been, because at midnight my time it wouldn't even have been her birthday her time, but then, i count birthdays from the exact time of birth, so i thought, why congratulate her at midnight after i went through all the trouble of finding out her exact time of birth, and also i'm typing this all as one sentence because i can't stop, because i'm a disturbed person, which is my new favourite word, and oh dear, i really can't stop, maybe if i typed a fullstop (or in american english: ah, i forgot, nevermind) well, that proves that at least i can type brackets, if not fullstops, or whatever they are called in america, why do they have to have different names for everything? oh, and a question mark, which in america would be called questionable questioning question indicator or something, i'm sure, and whoa, if you're still reading, i could either hand you a certificate with your name and a piece of wax on it, or call you disturbed, or i could do neither and ignore the fact that text is there to be read, which is not necessary anyway, in the case of therapeutic writing, but is this therapeutic, hardly, since it's driving me more insane AHHHHH COOKiEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

the cookies made it stop. thank you so much, cookies.
 
Olórin the Wise said:
A full stop is called a period in English. Don't ask my why. :rolleyes:

And those were mod-cookies... :eek:
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oh yes. i prefer the british one, i think. imagine you want to make your point very clear and you say: "and this is my last word on this. full! stop!"
you can shout it much better at another person than "period". in my opinion, which isn't worth one shiny penny here. *wears nose high in the sky*

theorangejello said:
i just read that
and my IQ went quack


GIMMME THAT COOKIE!
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quack? wow. hey, one question... can i perform some highly scientific tests on you to find out if maybe you have the iq of... of... a duck?
(after mice and dolphins and humans the most intelligent beings on earth. i know, not so flattering to be as intelligent as humans, but that's how things are.)
 
it was supposed to, so you would all follow that trail and i would have time to get the dlf down from the ceiling and get him back where he belongs before... wait, why am i telling you my secret? and why am i going to post it anyway, although i could simply push the key with the backwards arrow to erase this all from my and your minds? but could a simple key on the keyboard erase my thoughts? wouldn't they stick in my mind and slowly make me go mad, and would i then tell you anyway? but wouldn't i have to type all of this again, then? and how do you know that this is the first time i type this (sanely) and not the second time (insanely)? and what do you mean you're lost? read again.

it was supposed to, so you would all follow that trail and i would have time to get the dlf down from the ceiling and get him back where hee belongs before... wait, why am i telling you my secret? and why avm i going to post it anyway, although i could simpily push the key with the backwards arrow to erase this all from my and your minds? but could al simple key on the keyboard eraspe my thoughts? wouldn't they stick in my mind and slowly make me go mad, and would i then tell you anyway? but wouldn't i have to type all olf this oagain, then? antd howi do you know that this is the first time i type this (snanely) and not the second ttime (insanely)? and ewhat do you mxetan you're lost? read again.

if you read that again and have a headache now, write "PAiN" to 700-dingobaby-31-42.
 
Miss Freckles said:
it was supposed to, so you would all follow that trail and i would have time to get the dlf down from the ceiling and get him back where he belongs before... wait, why am i telling you my secret? and why am i going to post it anyway, although i could simply push the key with the backwards arrow to erase this all from my and your minds? but could a simple key on the keyboard erase my thoughts? wouldn't they stick in my mind and slowly make me go mad, and would i then tell you anyway? but wouldn't i have to type all of this again, then? and how do you know that this is the first time i type this (sanely) and not the second time (insanely)? and what do you mean you're lost? read again.

it was supposed to, so you would all follow that trail and i would have time to get the dlf down from the ceiling and get him back where hee belongs before... wait, why am i telling you my secret? and why avm i going to post it anyway, although i could simpily push the key with the backwards arrow to erase this all from my and your minds? but could al simple key on the keyboard eraspe my thoughts? wouldn't they stick in my mind and slowly make me go mad, and would i then tell you anyway? but wouldn't i have to type all olf this oagain, then? antd howi do you know that this is the first time i type this (snanely) and not the second ttime (insanely)? and ewhat do you mxetan you're lost? read again.

if you read that again and have a headache now, write "PAiN" to 700-dingobaby-31-42.
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evil plot in text


*gives self a cookie* ^_^ yay
 
Miss Freckles said:
:eek: you found that! i thought no one would (like the 10000000 other easter eggs i hid somewhere on the forum :p)
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hahaha, yeah, I noticed something was off with the second one...I had to read through that thing at least 6 times.....luckily I drank a smoothie really fast to off the headache at the pass....
 
Lady Callandra said:
hahaha, yeah, I noticed something was off with the second one...I had to read through that thing at least 6 times.....luckily I drank a smoothie really fast to off the headache at the pass....
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you have the wit, the nerve, the persistence... you could deliver us from all future headaches! will you give us hope and undertake this venture to ban headaches from this dufferland forever? for sending texts to this dingobaby number is really expensive, y'know.
 
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