Cheese Whiz (Please Do Not Delete)

Is Dernhelm a Duffer?

  • Yes!

    Votes: 13 81.3%
  • No.

    Votes: 2 12.5%
  • What's a Duffer?

    Votes: 1 6.3%

  • Total voters
    16
Bc, the Boston Red Sox are a baseball team, the Greenbay Packers are a football team. The two of them play completely different sports.
 
It's Back

IT'S BACK! IT'S ALIVE

I am re-instituing the randomness that was once lost, and that can only be found in the land of cheese... mmmm... I like Cheese...
 
It's ALIVE! Muahahahahah

Smog said:
IT'S BACK! IT'S ALIVE

I am re-instituing the randomness that was once lost, and that can only be found in the land of cheese... mmmm... I like Cheese...

Oh for heaven's sake no! The Cheese Thread is dead...we put a stake through its heart - we cut off its head - we filled its mouth full of garlic.

It was defeated - Destroyed - Decapitated!

...can it really come back...???

Ah well...if you can't beat 'em, join 'em...

borntofly said:
ok...i'm joining in on the fun...have you ever used a whole can a spray cheese on only one cracker? its soooooo gooood!!

Nah, I've never done that...mostly because I don't like that spray cheese stuff...one of my brothers does though, and that sounds like something he might do. (actually he'd ditch the cracker and just spray the cheese directly into his mouth! :D)
 
Smog said:
I am re-instituing the randomness that was once lost, and that can only be found in the land of cheese... mmmm... I like Cheese...

WHY????

I only like have one thing to say...

...This is possibly the most random thread in the forum...

I like Feta CHEESE
 
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holyboy666 said:
WHY????

I only like have one thing to say...

...This is possibly the most random thread in the forum...

I like Feta CHEESE

Amen brother! But you know what they say, randomness is bliss.

I like Sharps Cheedar cheese, and Colby Jack cheese... cheese... cheese...
 
For those too lazy to read the thread, I have take the liberty of providing a summary

Aragorn: I am a woman traped in a man's body

BC: So do you like men or woman?

BC: ccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Y Fish: Cheese is good for you

Truecrusador: You can't say crap

Spector: You're allowed to say crap

BC: I like ccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeee sssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee

Grey: We have established that already

Smog: Darn, I still have 9 fingers

BC: Wait, there goes another one. eight

Smog: Seven

BC: Six

Smog: head....dizzy...must...state...worthless opinion

Smog: I'm better now. Who wants to hear about the 242 different types of cheese?

BC: Grab a snickers

Smog: I thought I knew you better

BC You did when we were married

Smog: I thought you weren't going to bring that up

BC: Oops

Grey: Lets talk cheese again

Smog: Yes lets drop it

BC: You can never drop it

Smog: Back to the important issue

BC: Why did you dump me?

Smog: Because your a cat

BC: I'm a duck

Smog: Why would i marry a duck?

BC: cuz you are crazy

Smog: That's not the point

BC: Then what is the point?

Smog: Want to count the differnt types of cheeses?

BC: Sure. Swiss

Smog: Cheddar

BC: Sting

Smog: Colby-Jack

BC: American

Smog: uh, American?

BC: American

Smog: American

BC: American

Smog: Oh I know...American

BC: I know too...American!

Grey: You two are pathetic

BC: There is only American

Smog: Dragon, can we count you as a type of cheese?

BC: No, but we can count American!

Smog: I like American

BC: I like it more

Grey: I wish we could have a civilized conversation with cheese

BC: Not possible

Smog: I like cheese

BC: I like it more

Smog: But what kind of cheese?

BC: American

Smog: That's what I was thinking!

BC: There are fuzzy spots on my cheese should I eat it?

Grey: No.

Smog: YES! Let him eat it, and we can be rid of him!

BC: You're mean

Smog: Back to cheese...American

BC: ummmmmmmm American

(This continues for another page)

Aragorn: How old are you BC and Smog?

Smog: I'm 47 and I live with my parents

BC: 21, married, and 5 kids

Smog: She's really 52

BC: liar

Grey: You will never get a staight answer from them

BC: I'm the nice one

Smog: I'm the strong, good looking, ruged, and witty one!

Grey: What dimension are you two living in and are there elves there?

Smog: I live in the delta quadrant

(True Crusador starts a Star Trek conversation here, which I will skip because it is BORING for the non-trekkies, so I will skip to the good part)

Smog: There is a piece of cheese on the floor

BC: Don't eat it

Grey: I wouldn't mind if BC ate her fuzzy cheese

BC: What would you do without me

Grey: Live a peaceful life. Wait, that's a lie, I was strange before I met you, wasn't I?

BC: Yes, but I'm the normal one in the family

Smog: I know you, and your not normal

BC: I'm more normal then you

Smog: Another peice of cheese on the floor

BC: See?

Smog: Hey, let try to get to 1 000 000 posts!

Spector: Please don't

BC: I have a question that was asked before but never answered: If you are a woman trapped in a man's body, do you like men or woman?

Aragorn: Spector, can you change it so it doesn't say I started this thread

True Crusador: Cheese has opened my eyes

BC: SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER MY QUESTION!

Dead Rain: Cheese is yummy!

BC: cccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee

BC: i have a question if you are a man trapped in a woman's body do you like men or women?????????????????

Smog: yes

("What about Bob'" discussed here. Another topic that is boring to type for those who have nooooooooooooooooo idea what is going on.... again, we will skip to the good part)

(clicks next page)
(clicks next page again)

(Overview of page 28)

BC: BOB

Dead Rain: What about Bob?

(clicks next page agian)

(Wahoo! Found the cheese topic again!)

Dead Rain: BC, are you 14?

BC: I'm 21 backwards + 1

Smog: Have you ever tried freezing cheese to rob a bank?

Dead Rain: So BC, you are 13?

BC: Yeah

Dead Rain: I think you're younger. I think you're 10

BC: I'm 13

Dead Rain: It's wrong to lie

BC: guys................tell them I'm 13!

Grey: Black is 12

BC: How could you Grey?

Grey: Anyone else thinks this has been turned into a random thread?

Dead Rain: Back on topic!

Smog: How old are you DR?

BC: American cheese is good

BC: i have a qusetion that no one has answerd yet i need to know if you are a man trapped in a womans body do you like men or woman?

DR: Why do you want to know my age? (see Smog post)

Smog: because you remind me of BC

Dead Rain: WHAT?

BC: i am not crazy i am unique and a little out of control

True Crusador: THEY MOVED OUR TOPIC!

BC: Smog am i crazy?

Smog: Depends on how you define crazy. If by crazy you mean mentaly unstable and liable to stap at any moment then Yes you are crazy.

True Crusador: Quick! Add cheese in your posts before the forum nazis come!

(To be contined after I eat!)
 
(I have come back from eating. I had CHEESEburgers :D)

BC: I am not mentally unstable (see last Smog post in my Summary Part I)

BC: So thats why you dumped me!

BC: I hate the 30 second thingy

True Crusador: Me too!

BC: Me three!

Dead Rain: psycos

(thead dies for a couple months, in which Dernhelm revives it again)

Smog: Cheese comes from a cow...

,,,an evil cow that eats children...

...and the cow came from the mouth of hell...

Ithilian: I just went to Wisconsin, and gosh, your cheese can kill

Smog: GO PACKERS GO

BC: The Red Sox are going to win the Super Bowl

Smog: Packers play football. Red Sox play baseball. Two totally different sports

BC: I know. The Red Sox are going to win the Super Bowl

BC: I'm going to Vegas.

(Thread dies again for 2 months, then....)

Smog: ITS BACK ITS ALIVE!

Gray: Oh for heaven's sake no! The Cheese Thread is dead...we put a stake through its heart - we cut off its head - we filled its mouth full of garlic.

HB6: ...This is possibly the most random thread in the forum...

Smog: Amen brother

(here are the summaries, in which we are now leaving you for your own randomness)

So, if your a woman trapped in a man's body, do you like men or women?
 
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