Cheese Whiz (Please Do Not Delete)

[Olórin the Wise]

*suddenly discovers that LoL is holding the CW in his lap*

*tosses LoL out the window*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*LoL takes the CW with her* See ya later...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*reels in fishing line that was attatched to CW*

*catches CW and runs*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*looks at broken fishing line* The CW was attached to me...and the fishing line couldn't hold me AND the CW...so it broke...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

AFTER I caught the CW, fortunately...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

But since I was attached to the CW, your hand broke trying to hold me up...and so now I and the CW are gently floating to the ground...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

If you're GENTLY floating to the ground, you can't be all that heavy... so my hand DIDN'T break trying to hold you up, my glove just came off. You fell with the glove, but I've got the CW.

 

[Dernhelm]

But just then Dernhelm bonked Olorin on the head with the handle of a butter knife, and took the CW.

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

*takes cheeze whiz and flies away on a cold flaming shark*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*heats up shark* That destroys it, y'know...

*grabs CW that fell when IOWW and the shark were vaporized*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*vaporizes Olorin with a vaporizer gun that I just happened to have on me* *takes CW* *blows away Olorin mist*

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

*vaporizes Olorin with a vaporizer gun that I just happened to have on me* *takes CW* *blows away Olorin mist*

*tickles*
*takes cheezewhiz*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

HA! I'm impervious to tickling. *holds onto CW while remaining stony-faced* *tickles IOWW*

 

[lieke]

you knocked me out for several days because you let GKoN sing... and play the guitar It felt as the 'getting-into-everyone's-mind-thing' in nineteen eighty-four....

*goes to court and asks CW as pay off for the punishment *

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*the judge refuses requested suit* You're out of luck, I'm afraid...

Oh, oh, look what I found!

We doesssn't liiikesss Cheessse Wizzzes! They hurtsssss usss, they doesss!

 

[lieke]

*faints in shock*

*wakes up*

What shall we do against such a statement?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Hum...de dum dum... Well...we could...













Actually, it isn't very useful to do much at all until Dern comes online, is it?

 

[lieke]

*builds a cage around Dernhelm's user cp* Now at least when she comes online she won't be able to escape...





and it is very mean, because poor Derny is afraid of being in a cage... 'untill use and old age accept them'

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Well, if she didn't want to be in a cage, then she shouldn't have said that about the CW!

But what else shall we do...OH! I know! Lock her up in the Willianits thread! Or maybe...maybe....nah...I guess that's too mean....

































We COULD lock her into the Skandarnites thread, I suppose...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*shudders* If you think the WILLIANITES thread would be mean, just imagine the SKANDARNITES thread. Blaugh.